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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Ray:
** Bravo the sexy hopeful Cassie. Never give up hope! Bravo the dramatic interlude highlighting the arrogance of Aguirre! Bravo the fairy who has created the gooooooooooooooooooorgeous fornication tent! And all within budget thus far! I am so chuffed! **
(( Claps hands and kicks fluffy slippered feet with joy ))
YaadPyar:
**As the Ceremonial Feng Shui Director, I thought we could use Harmonious Relationships Kit of burning papers (not to be confused with rolling papers). This kit is burned for invoking spiritual help when experiencing relationship problems. May also be burned to mark a new beginning in an existing relationship or to focus the intention of a long term relationship, so it sets the stage, so to speak, for this enormous undertaking.**
**Anyone got a light? No, no - cigarettes won't work as a substitute. But we're gonna have to do this off-set. I don't think Aguirre's gonna go for this eastern-philosophy stuff in his trailer...**
((Everyone moves off-set for ritual Feng Shui paper burning ceremony, to be followed by equally somber whiskey drinking ceremony.))
%% Mr. Raymille didn't approve the Feng Shui budget yet, and there's a LOT of stuff we're gonna need. Plus I'm gonna need a new outfit to wear for all of this; I can't wear this old thing to a paper burning ceremony. I hope Mr. Raymille realizes that the Feng Shui aspect of any production is potentially the most expensive but also the most important...that's why everyone thanks the Feng Shui Director at the Oscars! %%
TheStudDuck!:
**Side Note: Now that Broke Arsed Mountain contains a crash sequence... there is no way that it shall be denied the honor of Best Picture of the year!**
Pipedream:
** What’s new on the set?? Well, the last bull-riding training with young Jack has caused
additional costs as Jack will need a new set of teeth. His pants performed well, though! ** ::)
** And a fierce competition for the last walk-on roles has begone!
These girls have applied for the role of the tatood woman…** ;D
** And these two fellows want to secure themselves the role of the coyote with balls on him the size of apples. Remember? One promising candidate didn’t get past our security team earlier on, so the role is still available. Well, kinda… ** ;)
%% Poor idiots. They obviously aren’t aware of the fact that the only way to get a role in Broken Arsed Mountain at this stage of proceedings is to perform well on Mr. Raymille’s casting couch! %%
::)
Sashca1007:
--- Quote from: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 12:52:35 pm ---** What’s new on the set?? Well, the last bull-riding training with young Jack has caused
additional costs as Jack will need a new set of teeth. His pants performed well, though! ** ::)
PANTS:
**Why, thank you.**
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