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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Lumière:
((Meanwhile ...
Back in Lucise Indapaddock's trailer ..
After that rather freakish encounter with the HIGH-AND-GINORMOUS-PRIESTESS,
Lucise was quite traumatised, and wound up sleeping in a fetal position in the bathtub ..
He wakes up suddenly, after another terrifying dream, and decides to take a nice bubble-bath ... to ease his mind.
))
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I can't believe The Boss still allows a HUGE creature woman like the HIGH PRIESTESS to roam freely on the mountain, scaring the shyte outta people .. Why the heck is she that big anyway?? ???
Ahh...gotta clear my mind ...
I gotta remember to congratulate LIMPING SHEEP on that great performance!
I only spent 3 weeks teaching him how to walk the walk ... but boy! That lil woolie got alota promise! ... :) I think I oughta buy him a lil something, just to say 'job well done!'..Hmmm, I wonder if red is his colour ...
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YaadPyar:
** After a long and oddly collective refractory period, the FSD infuses the entire set with love in anticipation of our boys becoming new people in relationship to each other. **
Mikaela:
Mika, the dumbass musical mule:
=Is so thoroughly drenched by the FSD's love infusion that the musical mule starts channeling what may be future love into the present. Has the mule turned truly psychic? Or is it just drunk on infused love and uttering utter nonsense? Only time will tell=
%%These lyrics won't ever let me be till I've belted them out. I might as well share the love at once, the LOVE, the LOVE!!%%
((Starts warbling sweetly both sides of a love duet, in various very soft and dulcet tones))
E:
"In a place that does let us feel
In a place where you’re the most real
I have found you
I have found you
J:
Though the world is moving too fast,
On this mountain our love can last
Let me hold you
Let me hold you
E:
Our lives may change, when September comes
J:
But now our hearts beat like in-sync drums
E:
And we have music all right
all through the night
Our song
played on a squashed harmonica
A crazy sound
J:
A lovely sound
BOTH
A sound that tells us love goes on and oooooooon
Played on a squashed harmonica
it's telling us
to hold on tight
and kiss like it's the last night of the world!"
((Mika collapses in bliss and exhaustion, completely oversaturated by the potent love infusion))
Meryl:
((Meanwhile, back at the town...))
** Dear boy, thank you for the help getting down the mountain. I'm going to put you down now. By the way, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate your telling the police to call off the helicopters. Searchlights are so cruel on the cellulite. **
((Lucise Indapaddock tries to answer, gives up, nods a few times. The HP props him up against a lamppost.))
%% Hardly the most articulate person, but I suppose that's forgiveable, given the circumstances. Now to find the spa and have it out with that woman! %%
** AHA, there's a light on. Someone's working late. **
((Meryl drops to her knees and peers into the spa reception area))
**Open up in there! Open up, I say! I demand to see Madame Schwannstucker AT ONCE! **
Lumière:
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When will somebody do something about the silly old bat HIGH PRIESTESS? ???
I barely recovered from her previous encounter, now this!
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((Lucise tries to resuscitate a crew member who fainted after the HIGH PRIESTESS' latest adventures ...))
**
Can anyone help me here?
What do we have to do to get this woman back to her normal self again? :-\
**
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If you can call plastic 'normal' .. ::)
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