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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
welliwont:
This part has been filled - but leaving this up for high class entertainment.
**LAST-MINUTE CASTING CALL, THIS IS AN OPEN CASTING CALL, TELL ALL YOUR FELLOW BETTERMOSTIANS!!
We interrupt this fine production once again because we have an unexpected opening for one of the premium parts in our show. The ac-tor who was to play Joe Aguirre has been picked up on vagrancy charges and is in the clink. We just found out today, when in fact he has been in there for two weeks! And since Director Raymille is not around to work his seductive magic at the county lock-up to spring this wayward Player, there's nothin' we can do, I guess.
The Show Must Go On as they always say, and to that end we I am issuing an Emergency Casting Call to all BetterMostians.
Part to be filled: Joe Aguirre
Requirements of the position:
* must have a sour pus puss
Must be:
* loutish
* oafish
* ornery
* gruff
* cantankerous
* boorish
* all-around miserable ol cuss
Pay will be a stipend only, and the successful candidate must sign a waiver promising not to cause himself any litigious embarrassment post performance.
Would any interested candidates please report to Director Raymille’s Sycophantic Assistant Clarissa (Ellemeno) at soon as possible. Thank you.**
Ellemeno:
THE ASSISTANT
((comes fumbling out from behind the stage curtain to announce))
The part of Aguirre will be played by long-time CTer, Lee Front-Ranger.
saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: louisev on July 19, 2006, 02:32:47 pm ---((Meanwhile, back at the camp, a hungry coyote is looking for some tasty morsels left over from dinner, and trots right into the Tent, heedlessly stepping on JBB and nuzzling Terry, picking up an unusual and unappetizing scent. He backs away from the musky-smelling washcloth, knocks over the coffeepot, finds a few burned beans on the ground next to the firepit and snaps them up.
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--- Quote from: alec716 on July 19, 2006, 05:38:45 pm ---(( TERRY CLOTH awoke in white lotion with his fluff around his knees, a top-grade threadcount, and JBB uncapped against him; without saying anything about it both knew how it would go for the rest of the Performance Thread, SHEEP be damned. ))
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((Lying there in the closest thing to heaven he has ever known, JBB becomes worried. TERRY pulls JBB closer, the silent embrace satisfying some sticky and loopless hunger. He knows what he has to tell TERRY, bites down the words, fearful of chasing the dream state that has enveloped him away forever. JBB feels like he's in a headlong, irreversible fall. Softly, ever so softly, JBB whispers...))
** Terry? Buddy? I got sumthin' to tell ya**
((JBB suddenly feels like his guts are bein' flushed outa his tube...))
** Hot damn... smells like some kinda mongrel!**
Daniel:
MARKETING ADVISOR:
**It seems that our research left out those special niche markets. Taking that into account we do see a 58% increase in revenue sales from organic fertilizer since its introduction earlier this quarter. As much as we would have hoped it was not that large a cash-cow, we can only sheepishly suggest that the organic fertlizer not be taken off the market and that advertising should be continued. It seems that the brand recognition is almost entirely based on word-of-mouth advertising, and we do suggest a more lucrative advertisement campaign for this product. We'll have some of our best advertising agents get on this right away.**
DeeDee:
--- Quote from: Daniel on July 19, 2006, 04:09:00 pm ---YOUNG JACK:
((grins and nods at Ennis.))
%% OK? With you beside me how could I not be? %%
Well, let's see what we can find back at camp. I ken make some coffee at least. I know we got that. I think we got some honey... you want soma' that?
((Jack goes silent, uncertain of what to say next to this mysterious person that he has come to love so much. Not really a stranger anymore, but they had only been together for a few months. There was so much of Ennis's childhood that he wanted to know about, and he even wanted to know what this girl Alma was like. So much to know, and so little time.))
Uh, Ennis...?
((Jack stopped after they had walked for a little ways back towards the camp. Ennis was close to him... what another might consider uncomfortably close, but for Jack it felt just right. Jack looked up at Ennis and could see some fear flickering in his eyes. What was wrong? He remembered Ennis's gaze so strongly from their lovemaking. It was filled with love and wonder. That seems to have been clouded over now. What could he do about it?))
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YOUNG ENNIS:
(( Ennis turns toward Jack feeling a little hungover from the intoxicating last hour.))
Uh, whut? Oh yeah honey sounds great. With the bluberries and honey we kin make us some preserves.. how's that sound to ya?
%% Whut I wanna do with them preserves can git a man kilt roun' these parts, but there ain't no one here fer miles.%%
Hey Twist, let me show ya whut we do with preserves round here
(( With the blueberries in his hand, Ennis tries to shove them down Jack's pants, but Jack sprints away, and in 2 minutes, Ennis grabs him from behind and has him on the ground.
There lips come together and as they frantically start to undress, Low startle point horse is kicking up a storm, probably wanting to know why her beloved Jack is squealing like that.))
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YOUNG ENNIS:
** Weeks later**
(( Ennis walking around the campsite watching Jack cook dinner and knowing he has to go up to them sheep soon, but wants one more night.))
%% Every single night that passes, bringin' me closer to leavin' this mountain is breaking ma heart%%
((Ennis comes up behind Jack and doesn't care about any food and brings him into the tent))
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