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--- Quote from: louisev on July 22, 2006, 09:32:47 am ---
((IN-GENIUS COYOTE sees OLIVIA swoop down on TERRY and grab him, suddenly filled with hunger for an OWL snack!))
%%I got to get me a mouthful of that!%%
((With a loud yowl he leaps from his crouch, forgetting all about Aguirre and the passionately mating JACK AND ENNIS, and dashes after OLIVIA.))
LUNCHTIME!
--- End quote ---
louisev:
((IN-GENIUS COYOTE leaps away, dashing lickity split (once more, since lickity-split is his speed of choice) to the safety of a nearby hummock. But not to be considered a complete coward in the face of superior firepower, he gauges a safe distance and takes a stand and tosses a taunt at AGUIRRE:))
YA MISSED! Ha ha!
((Which, of course, being in Coyote, sounded more like "Yip yip yip yowl" to human ears. OLIVIA and her purloined warsh-cloth, TERRY, were the last things on IN-GENIUS's mind by this time, and he didn't reply to OLIVIA's slighting comment.))
Pipedream:
((Meanwhile on the campsite...)) :)
Front-Ranger:
AGUIRRE:
Damn! My aim's not improved in 20 years! Coyotes are gettin too smart, we'll have to start baitin 'em next. If it weren't for those Chilean sheepherders, we'd be overrun for sure! Those ranch stiffs ain't good for nuthin, whattya suppose they're up to now? Probably hitting the whiskey and the sun ain't barely cleared the mountain yet! ((Spits))
((brings big-ass binocs to squinty eyes))
Oh My God!! What the F**K!!
((practically swallows his toothpick))
Don't they know that's what the sheep are for???
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