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Lumière:
--- Quote from: Daniel on July 23, 2006, 11:38:29 am ---MARKETING ADVISOR:
**Why, Mr. Indapaddock, who knew you would clean up so well...** ((clears throat)) **We still have yet to discuss your salary and other privileges, er, I mean benefits. Would you like to come over for dinner, so we can get this all down into writing?**
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**
Yes sir! I would love to discuss my privileges benefits with you!
I would definitely like to come over and take it all down .....in writing, yes.
I am preparing to launch our second Broken Arsed Woolen Ecstacy product.
I love sheep, yeah, but I absolutely love this spokesperson stuff..
When would you like me to come .. errr...to this dinner?
**
JennyC:
**The sky gets darker and darker, and the thunderstorms is gathering near Brokeback. In the upper portion of the thunderstorm, a piece of tiny frozen raindrops starts its journey to become a piece of hailstone. **
((As the frozen raindrop comes to impact with small, tiny supercooled droplets, it increases its size.))
Look, I am getting fatter and fatter. Woohoo, this is a nice ride.
((All of sudden, a strong updraft disrupts the fall and carries the frozen raindrop back up to the top of the thunderstorm.))
Wait, wait… What’s happening? Am I supposed to go the other way instead of moving up?
**Little does the frozen raindrop know, it can only fulfill its destiny to become a true hailstone after it has stayed long enough in the colder air in order to get bigger in size.**
%%I know that some point, I will have to start my determined and irreversible fall to the earth. What’s waiting for me down there? I can not help but wonder.%%
Daniel:
MARKETING ADVISOR:
**
I suppose I had better stop hiding beneath the shield of anonymity. I knew this job was going to get too interesting... I mean intriguing... sooner or later.
Allow me to introduce myself properly. My name is Guy Raphaelson. The marketing firm I work for, Un Limited, is very interested in the product possibilities and marketing venues that Broken Arsed Mountain has opened for mainstream merchandising. Right now we are basically in the creative and advertising phase of our product lines, and currently offer over 12 specific Broken Arsed themed products through mail order, phone orders, and e-commerce. In certain niche markets, products such as Ms. Olivia's organic fertilizer are selling remarkably well and, as you can tell from the photographs the property mistress has provided for us, are expanding the retail and boutique possibilities.
**
Daniel:
--- Quote from: Lucise on July 23, 2006, 12:52:45 pm ---
**
Yes sir! I would love to discuss my privileges benefits with you!
I would definitely like to come over and take it all down .....in writing, yes.
I am preparing to launch our second Broken Arsed Woolen Ecstacy product.
I love sheep, yeah, but I absolutely love this spokesperson stuff..
When would you like me to come .. errr...to this dinner?
**
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GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):
**
Oh, I wouldn't mind having you over right now, if you're available. I think I'm very fortunate that you're full steam ahead on these wool products as I know very little about the wool industry. I have always considered myself more of a general advertising and marketing advisor, but perhaps you'll be able to offer more insight into wool marketing. I'm sure it must be fascinating.
You can bring over some of those bedroll blankets and demonstrate their craftsmanship. The colors are beautiful.
**
DeeDee:
--- Quote from: Daniel on July 22, 2006, 08:35:38 pm ---YOUNG JACK:
((Thunder rips across the sky as Jack finishes making dinner. He looks up and sees black clouds from horizon to horizon, and shakes his head. He quickly gets up and secures as much as he can under a tarp, even as Ennis rides up to help him.))
((They say nothing as they prepare their camp for the storm to come. Jack, determined, looks over and can see Ennis's eyes filled with worry.))
Ennis?! You doin' alright?
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YOUNG ENNIS:
(( Ennis, now in the camp, rushes to Jack and starts helping secure the campsite.))
Not too shur, bud. Mebbe I better git back up ta them sheep. I mean, you wuz tellin' me that time the lightin' burnt up all them sheep.
%% Tha only thing I wan' burnin' is our bodies in that tent.%%
(( Ennis looks up and huge hailballs start to fall, as the lightning gets closer.))
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