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saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: alec716 on July 23, 2006, 10:29:51 pm ---
(( Fortuitously for TERRY CLOTH, the fully and bewitchingly engorged HAILSTONE beaned the increasingly desperate OWLMA directly on her head as it fell irreversibly to earth. Stunned by the sudden blow to her h-OWL-ow cranium ;) , OWLMA reflexively opens her talons and releases TERRY CLOTH, who begins his own irreversible fall. TERRY CLOTH lands softly, of course, as fabrics are wont to do, and alarmingly near a pool of sheep pee. ))
TERRY CLOTH:
** JBB HELP ME!! **
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((JBB, hearing the dulcet tones of TERRY CLOTH's piteous cry for assistance, realises that his laundered lover is near.))
%% Aha! That oversexed OWLMA obviously did not get far. Damn her jealousy!! %%
((JBB looks up to see...))
--- Quote from: Pipedream on July 22, 2006, 02:33:48 pm ---
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** Oooooo, nice pad!! **
%% Ummmmm... what was I here for? Oh yes... er... of course... my Beloved is in great danger and I must rescue him on my noble stallion. Where is that old nag Arse-Butt, or whatever his name is, when you need him? %%
((Rather fortuitously, Dumbass Mule #14 emerges from the undergrowth, absently chewing on an old box of soup. JBB sighs heavily, then attempts to catch the mule's attention by whistling at it.))
Front-Ranger:
SHEEPHERDER #1:
((Rummaging around in saddlebags, pulls out an object about 12 inches long.
Walks furtively towards the open flap of the tent))
Pipedream:
((Little Olli Owl has been sent to the High Priestess' trailer. He knocks at her door...)) :)
Lumière:
--- Quote from: Daniel on July 24, 2006, 04:38:49 pm ---GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):
**
Do you understand so far..? I mean there are other benefits as well, but lifelong representation is the main one. It basically means that you will recieve a stipend everytime your image or name is used in conjunction with the sales, merchandising, or advertising of the products you are representing for the rest of your life. I will have to call my boss and confirm this, as he is the one directly dealing with the producer, but I'm pretty sure that the producer was very excited about the financial opportunities product merchandising is affording the production company, and I can see no reason why he wouldn't have agreed. Um. I'm not going too fast for you, Lucise? I'll be glad to try and explain something in more detail if you want me to.
**
((pauses and looks into Lucise's eyes for a moment, startled by their warmth))
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((Lucise smiles at Guy ...))
**
I understand you perfectly well. I love everything I have seen heard so far ..those sound like excellent benefits! I have had a sneak peek at the list of Broken Arsed Ecstacy Products to come, and I am just beside myself with excitement.
**
((Lucise looks over, notices Guy watching him intently ...
Indapaddock blushes slightly, keeps talking ...))
**
I must say that the food is excellent, you are quite the Chef, Guy!
Wow ... It must feel great to be attractive, smart, eloquent and a gourmet cook!
You got it made!
**
((Flashes a smile at Guy...))
**
Didja hear that, I am sure there are people out there, did you just hear that noise?
We better finish dinner and get to them Bedroll Blankets..
If you wanna see all the colors, I got some more blankets back at my trailer..
Although I am sure that the 5 I brought with me will do for now.
**
((Indapaddock takes a sip of wine, avoiding Guy's gaze..))
Daniel:
--- Quote from: Lucise on July 24, 2006, 05:24:09 pm ---
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Didja hear that, I am sure there are people out there, did you just hear that noise?
We better finish dinner and get to them Bedroll Blankets..
If you wanna see all the colors, I got some more blankets back at my trailer..
Although I am sure that the 5 I brought with me will do for now.
**
((Indapaddock takes a sip of wine, avoiding Guy's gaze..))
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((nods to Lucise then gets up and heads toward the tent flap))
**
Well, I don't wish to be inhospitable. Someone could need something.
**
((calls out))
**Hello, anyone out there?**
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