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saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: alec716 on July 25, 2006, 12:31:28 am ---TERRY CLOTH:
** Tent don't look right. Which tent am I in now? What am I gonna have to wipe up this time? Sheepherders, marketing execs, bed-rollers, off-key equines, at least one ewe in need of personal absorbent pads, everyone goin' all crazy 'round here and all I want is my JBB. **
JBB, come git me!!
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((JBB purses his lid and attempts to whistle, but all that comes out are a few dribbles of lotion and no sound at all.))
** Oi! Dumbass Mule!! Git over here!!**
((Dumbass Mule #14 takes no notice and continues to happily chew its soup box. JBB catches hold of its tail as it ambles by...))
%% Sweet Lord of all that is holy, this mule STINKS!! I sure hope he's goin' in the direction of the tent TERRY is in! An' I hope he gets there FAST!!%% *cough cough*
((Spying a tent appearing on the horizon - one that most definitely looks more than right - JBB gratefully lets go of Dumbass Mule #14 and surveys his surroundings)).
--- Quote from: alec716 on July 25, 2006, 12:31:28 am ---
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**Well, if he ain't in the don't-look-right-but-looks-so-right-with-TERRY-in-it tent, then maybe he might be in the looks-so-very-inviting-even-without-TERRY-shag-pad-tent? Let's go in and see...**
Pipedream:
Owl Olivia:
** Hey folks! Cheers for yer good wishes and the energy an all! Makes me already feel much better! ** ::)
Daniel:
--- Quote from: saucycobblers on July 25, 2006, 05:05:50 pm ---((JBB purses his lid and attempts to whistle, but all that comes out are a few dribbles of lotion and no sound at all.))
** Oi! Dumbass Mule!! Git over here!!**
((Dumbass Mule #14 takes no notice and continues to happily chew its soup box. JBB catches hold of its tail as it ambles by...))
%% Sweet Lord of all that is holy, this mule STINKS!! I sure hope he's goin' in the direction of the tent TERRY is in! An' I hope he gets there FAST!!%% *cough cough*
((Spying a tent appearing on the horizon - one that most definitely looks more than right - JBB gratefully lets go of Dumbass Mule #14 and surveys his surroundings)).
**Well, if he ain't in the don't-look-right-but-looks-so-right-with-TERRY-in-it tent, then maybe he might be in the looks-so-very-inviting-even-without-TERRY-shag-pad-tent? Let's go in and see...**
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GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):
((As he is waiting for someone to come along that might help him, spies a mule walking by the entrance to the tent. He looks around, maybe its owner is around somewhere. He hears a rustle in the grass and looks down to see a small tube of Jack's Body Butter.))
%% That's not a tube of Jack's Body Butter. That's JBB himself!! %%
((He quickly scoops up the tube of body lotion and gently holds him up.))
**
Hello, Mr. JBB. How are you doing today?
**
Lumière:
--- Quote from: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 05:17:15 pm ---GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):
((He quickly scoops up the tube of body lotion and gently holds him up.))
**
Hello, Mr. JBB. How are you doing today?
**
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saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 05:17:15 pm ---GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):
**
Hello, Mr. JBB. How are you doing today?
**
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**Oh... er... hello Mr Raphaelson. How delightful. May I call you Guy? What a pleasure to make your acquaintance! You may have noted my first TV spot advertising the Broken Arsed range of masculine skin soothers? I hear the range is doing extremely well - particularly in the more remote parts of Oklahoma.
May I take the opportunity to invite you to discuss my percentage and list of perks over a few glasses of... er... chilled fruit smoothie? The banana is particularly good round these parts.**
%% Dang it! What the hell was it I came here for in the first place?? Damned if I can remember... :-\%%
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