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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Daniel:
--- Quote from: opinionista on July 25, 2006, 06:23:40 pm ---((Blue healer 1, doesn't believe Jack's words))
Blue healer 1: That's a lie, that's a lie! All you got is beans! We know, we heard you!!
All in unison: liar, liar!!!! strike, strike, strike!!!
--- End quote ---
YOUNG JACK:
** You testin' me, dogs? Cause here is your moment ta shine. But ya gotta act now if you wanna get remembered in this film. And I will tell ya right now that you can be durn sure that those animal talent agents are out there watchin' this very scene. Some of em may be lookin' for a sheepherder or two for their next movie.**
Daniel:
--- Quote from: saucycobblers on July 25, 2006, 06:26:04 pm ---** Well last I heard he was at OWLMA's place (ahem... we'll discuss Ms. OWLMA's salary and how the hell she can afford a pad like that later >:(). But I'm sure I heard him nearby. Maybe we can, like, team up and find him? Sniff... I miss my TERRY CLOTH...**
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GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):
((something about the lament in her voice reminds him of Lucise's hasty retreat the previous night))
**
Everything will be allright, JBB. Let's look around and see if he's nearby... Do you think he could be in the tent? I didn't see him there last night.
**
Becky:
((Slurps pina colada, whilst wearing hawiian shirt and takes of sun glasses. Pina Colada of course goes straight through her))
I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack....So what I miss?
%% Wahoo! My suspension is over now most of the touching(literally) scenes are gone. So who is ready to get this Crude party goin' again?%%
(( Opens suitcase full of toilet humour gags...))
who wants one?...A gag I mean! ;)
Lynne:
--- Quote from: Front-Ranger on July 25, 2006, 06:24:33 pm ---~~Meanwhile, back on the mountain
SHEEPHERDER #1 and SHEEPHERDER #2 are surveying the puzzling scene of 2,000 sheep all networking together~~
SHEEPHERDER #1 (translated from the Spanish):
I swear! It looks like a Crosby Stills Nash & Young concert!! And with those red and blue brands, a pretty unlikely group if you ask me!
I think I will name this "Woolstock."
((Pulls a sheepskin of tequila out of vest, takes a swig, and hands to SHEEPHERDER #2))
That was some nite we had last nite at the Owl's treehouse!! Loved the tango and lobster. I told U there was two things I needed and that was it--tango and lobster!!
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((SHEEPHERDER #2 gratefully accepts the tequila and turns up the bottle, takes a healthy shot and passes the bottle back to SHEEPHERDER #1, licking her lips to get every last drop.))
~~The two things I'm most in need of at this moment are salt and lime, but I guess life is harder up on Broken-Arsed Mountain. This sheepherdin' ain't for the faint of heart. Tell you what, friend, 'Woolstock' is a mighty fine name for these events. If things go much further down that path, maybe we can play in the mud and wash our hair in the rain ;) ~~
Becky:
Hey, #2! I'd watch that tequila...you never know who has #2d in it! ;D
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