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Sashca1007:
CIGAR BUTT -
%% I feel like Mika and I are takin' up too much space in this little bird-house... everybody's havin' to rub up against us to get to the refreshments. Well, all except for this pretty fella named 'Guy', he seems to keep his distance. I don't mind all the touchin', but I'm kinda scared of this she-human they call the 'High Priestess'. She's a fine-lookin' gal, but I think she musta taken some a Alice's Wonderland pills a while back... WHAT was THAT?! I don't mind sayin', she scared even big, bad, me when she was taller than the Devil's Tower! My DUMBASS MULE-friend was scared, too, but I know how to quiet that little darlin'. I sure am gonna miss my beauty of a biped buddy, YOUNG ENNIS. I know it's almost time for him to leave, with his blue-eyed baby-doll in tow. This sure has been a great summer for me.... that fine specimen of manhood ridin' my back all this time... and my sweet little DUMBASS singin' so purty and makin' sweet mule love to me (sorry, Mama).... I wonder if this 'Guy' feller would want to saddle up and let me give him the ride of his life.....? And WHY does that danged Bo-Peep Indapaddock keep lookin' over here?!%%
Meryl:
** Why, Heath, do you mean to tell me it was Hoss who cussed out those awful paparazzi and got those terrible stories written about you being so temperamental and all? Oh my stars.....What? He's actually threatened to do MORE of those terrible things unless you give him money? Why, that boy is more of a scamp than I ever thought possible--- **
((The High Priestess breaks off suddenly at the approach of two pairs of seedy looking denim pants. One of them is bent over in an attempt to conceal a suspicious bulge))
** Excuse me, but Mr. Ledger and I are trying to have a conversa-- EEEEK!! **
((In an instant the High Priestess has nobly embraced Heath in an effort to shield his body with her own as a stream of acrid liquid is launched toward him))
** Help, help!! Security! Security! **
((Meryl hugs Heath in a near death grip as nearby party guests leap upon the denim perpetrators))
nakymaton:
SNOW:
((Snow comes out of the freezer carrying a couple of cold drinks and sees that, while the High Priestess is protecting YOUNG ENNIS (or Heath, one or the other) from the ANGRY PANTS, YOUNG JACK seems to have been left alone...))
Hi there. Don't I know you from someplace? I could swear I've worked with you before or something...
Want my autograph?
Meryl:
((Party guests look on in horror as the drama unfolds.))
((Heath (or YOUNG ENNIS, one or the other), in great duress due to the High Priestess's surprisingly vise-like grip, is finally rescued by the always quick-thinking LUCISE INDAPADDOCK, who hitches up CIGAR BUTT and DUMBASS MULE to a cable wound round the HP's feet and hauls away with great vigor.))
((Exhausted, the High Priestess falls swooning amidst the melee.))
Daniel:
--- Quote from: nakymaton on July 30, 2006, 11:15:35 pm ---SNOW:
((Snow comes out of the freezer carrying a couple of cold drinks and sees that, while the High Priestess is protecting YOUNG ENNIS (or Heath, one or the other) from the ANGRY PANTS, YOUNG JACK seems to have been left alone...))
Hi there. Don't I know you from someplace? I could swear I've worked with you before or something...
Want my autograph?
--- End quote ---
YOUNG JACK:
**Hi there, Ms. Snow. Yeah its good to see you again. Hell of a job ya did the other night. That was classic... Just like that other thing you're rememberin', that wasn't only classic, that was epic!!! I guess I don't need to tell ya that. You knew 't already. But you worked with Wind in that one too, didn't ya?**
((With YOUNG ENNIS being torn between Lucise and the High Priestess, who for some reason insists on calling him Heath, YOUNG JACK finds himself being left alone for the most part, except for the giggling gaggle of gorgeous German guys just behind him and for Snow, who has at least attempted some intelligent conversation.))
**Ya'd think I get more attention in a party like this. It's good that I'm secure with myself, else I'da gotten upset.**
((YOUNG JACK notices GUY over in the corner talking with Dr. Statler, trying to stay away from everyone.))
**Hey, who's that guy? Haven't seen him before.**
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