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Front-Ranger:
`~~AGUIRRE sees red in the paint brands of the Chilean sheep, which trigger the ancient curse of BrokenArsed Mountain~~
AGUIRRE:
**All I cain thaink about is that day, 20 years ago, when Harold and I said goodbye, see ya around, and drove off in differnt directions...**
~~In an outpouring of angst and suffering~~
**AAAAAAAGGGGUUUUIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEE**
Brown Eyes:
SUNSHINE PONY- Um, Mr. Aguirre, sir... I see that you're all upset and blustering around because the sight of Ennis and Jack together has caused you to recall your own secret, long-smoldering and long-repressed "thing" for Uncle Harold. Maybe you have some issues of your own to work out... Maybe you could look on the bright side of this situation and see it as an opportunity for personal growth. Or maybe a sign that it's time to reach out to good ol' Hal and see if there's a chance at a second try...
Front-Ranger:
((AGUIRRE catches glance from Jack. The impression from those blue, blue eyes has a sudden impact. He catches himself, calms down, deflates...))
AGUIRRE:
Ranch stiffs. . . they. . . they ain't never no good. . .
((He stumbles away))
Front-Ranger:
((AGUIRRE drags himself into space between two sheep trailers, kneeling down, suffering from gut cramps))
**Was it somethun I ate in Dubois?? No...no...it can only be one thing...**
Ranch stiffs... ain't good...
((gasps))
Ain't no good... ain't never good...
((gasps again))
((Sound of pounding pastel pony hooves echoes in his ears))
**goddam...I cain't remember...the words...**
Front-Ranger:
~~(The difference between the Curse of BrokenArsed and the Benediction of BrokenArsed lies in the number of negatives in the sentence!)~~
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