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alec716:
--- Quote from: meryl on July 27, 2006, 02:48:10 pm ---((The High Priestess looks again at Olli))
** Son of a cloth! **
** By all that's Brokeback, where will it all end?! He's not only shamelessly punning and padding his role, inciting all the other Relics to revolt, and kissing up to Heath like there's no tomorrow. Now he's debauching owls and taking up with tubes! It's too much, too much! **
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(( JBB The first snow came early, on August thirteenth, piling up a foot, and was followed by a quick spurt of lotion melt. The next week Joe Aguirre sent sour pus word to bring them fluff down -- another, more unscrupulous EBAY TRADER was moving in on the Sacred Relics Trailer -- and they packed in the laundry and Trashy Show Props and moved off the mountain with the SHEEP, PEEING and otherwise, bad puns and Twisted prose rolling at their heels, BLUE HEELERS crowding in from the west and the metal smell of BetterMost Bean cans coming ... um, snow, yeah, snow, it was definitely snow that was coming, this is a family show, right... pressing them on. The mountain boiled with demonically hot warsh water, glazed with flickering Broken-Arsed light, the WIND combed the grass and drew from the damaged HIGH PRIESTESS krummholz and slit lotion tube the bestial drone of assorted equines and other ungulates, musical and otherwise, not to mention miscellaneous canids, in heat. As they descended the slope, back in ENNIS' jacket pocket with his nights of bath towel-sized passion seemingly behind him but not as JBB had been, TERRY CLOTH felt he was in a slow-motion, but weft-long, irreversible Tumble Dry cycle.
Ray:
Pipedream:
--- Quote from: Ray on August 06, 2006, 06:54:42 am ---
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Pipedream:
--- Quote from: alec716 on August 06, 2006, 02:07:12 am ---As they descended the slope, back in ENNIS' jacket pocket with his nights of bath towel-sized passion seemingly behind him but not as JBB had been, TERRY CLOTH felt he was in a slow-motion, but weft-long, irreversible Tumble Dry cycle.
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...some call it a Tumble Dry Cycle. For others it's the Wheel of Fortune! ;D
(The inside of my mum's tumble dryer...);D
Daniel:
--- Quote from: Front-Ranger on August 05, 2006, 01:50:15 am ---((AGUIRRE drags himself into space between two sheep trailers, kneeling down, suffering from gut cramps))
**Was it somethun I ate in Dubois?? No...no...it can only be one thing...**
Ranch stiffs... ain't good...
((gasps))
Ain't no good... ain't never good...
((gasps again))
((Sound of pounding pastel pony hooves echoes in his ears))
**goddam...I cain't remember...the words...**
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YOUNG JACK:
((looks on as Aguirre suffers from heartburn or whatever the heck he's got.))
Mr. Aguirre? You havin' a conniption fit?... You wan me to git someone?
**Psst. If you're tryin' to stick with the script its "ain't never no good"**
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