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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
welliwont:
MEMO
TO: Guy Raphaelson, Lucise Indapaddock
FROM: JT CD
CC: FSD
Hey Guy and Lucise, can you please ensure that you include a mimeograph* copy of the operating instructions as posted by Feng in each shipment? We want to negate any possible liability here...
tks, JT
*mimeograph: the forefather of the photocopy machine. (This *is* 1963 here, is it not???)
Mikaela:
MIKA THE DUMBASS MUSICAL MULE:
((Mika is very worried over YOUNG ENNIS and YOUNG JACK, and whether they'll survive going their separate ways, if such is their fate. The mule hopes for the best, but sadly suspects that the future may be bleak.......))
((MIKA is however even *more* worried at the recent product development efforts.))
**Frankfurter converter? Won't the next logical step then be to produce the Frankfurters and Wieners to be converted? And HOW are Frankfurters made, I ask you? What ingredients are needed? Haven't I heard YOUNG ENNIS mutter to me more than once: MIKA, the sausage factory is too good for you!** :o :o
((MIKA stomps feet in fear and horror, brays mournfully:))
Hey, LSP HORSE and CIGAR BUTT, are you guys aware that there's no more use for us till next year? What if the company decides to make us an immediate part of their product development fervour instead? Tell ya what, I won't stand for this here lousy end to my fine-tuned services!
((Spotting the stable door opening, MIKA feels sure that a one-way transport to the factory of no return is waiting right outside.
In a panic, the musical mule manages to tear the halter rope, and free of all restraints bounds through the door - taking off down the road at breakneck speed for parts yet unknown!))
Yeeee-haw!
Daniel:
GUY RAPHAELSON:
((Speaking through bullhorn from a helicopter marked with the Un Ltd logo))
**Attention, all horses and mules!!! Broken Arsed Frankfurters are quality products made from non-equine materials.**
opinionista:
--- Quote from: Daniel on August 07, 2006, 04:53:00 pm ---GUY RAPHAELSON:
((Speaking through bullhorn from a helicopter marked with the Un Ltd logo))
**Attention, all horses and mules!!! Broken Arsed Frankfurters are quality products made from non-equine materials.**
--- End quote ---
((The blue healers just heard about the Frankfurters and are pissed because no one has given them some))
Bluehealer 1: ((Loud noise of a stomach growling)) Frankfurters? Someone said Frankfurter?
Bluehealer 2: Yeah, the dumbass mule was having some just now
Bluehealer 1: What about us?!?! We don't get paid and on top of that, no frankfurters!
Bluehealer 3: Life's a bitch isn't it?
Bluehealer: Life or the people running this show?
Bluehealer 2. Shut up! we're gonna be fired
Bluehealer 1: And so what? We 're done with our job, and I remind you that Jack and Ennis didn't do shit, we had to do it all, and we didn't get paid. FRANKFURTERS FOR US NOW!!! FRANKFURTERS, FRANKFURTERS!!
Bluehealer 2, 3: Shut up!
Bluehealer 1. The hell I'm gonna shut up. WE WANT SOME FRANKFURTES NOW!!
((Bluehealer 2,3 roll eyes))
Bluehealer: As soon as I'm getting MY Frankfurter, I ain't sharing it with you!
((Bluehealer 2,3 roll eyes again))
Mikaela:
MIKA:
((Hears terrifyingly loud helicopter noise approaching, and someone shouting something about Frankfurters. Hears the Blue Heelers yipping and barking loudly about Frankfurters too. ))
**They're all chasing me! Hunting me down! By land and air! They want me! They all know how delicious I'm bound to taste! I've gotta run faster! Faster! Faaaaster!!**
((Pounds down the road and is soon lost from sight - for now))
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