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Front-Ranger:
ALMA:

**I can't believe this day has finally come! All the months of work down at the Methodist church between my sis, my dad, and my Uncle Harold, talkin with Ennis's brother and sister to figure out how to git Ennis inta this church!! I remember I just about gave up on him that day in May he took off hitchiking and didn't come back till the end of August!! Well he won't git away this time if I have to put a weddin ring thru his nose!!**

((Walks down the aisle garden path real slow and ladylike accompanied by her Uncle Harold, Ennis's horse Best Man horse, and her dad. )) ~~Cue music~~

Front-Ranger:
ALMA:
**I'm so glad Uncle Harold made it all the way down here from the opposite corner of the state, and that he agreed to give me his weddin ring, since he and Aunt LaShawn are divorced. I could'a never afforded a ring for Ennis any other way!!**


Lumière:

--- Quote from: DeeDee on August 08, 2006, 08:48:48 pm ---YOUNG ENNIS:

((  Ennis is across from the church watching the guests file in.  He is amazed it is 3 months since he's seen Jack Twist.  He is waiting to marry his Alma.  Only 6 months before he thought he was in love with her.  He knows now this is a different love, unlike the love he discovered on Brokeback Mountain.))

%% I guess it's time to head on over there.  Look at all them people, jes' ta see me and Alma git married. I'm gonna try ta be a good husband, after all, look at them ugly sisters she's got. They likely blow me away, even thinkin' a hurtin' her.%%

(( Ennis starts walking to the lawn with the worries of having ta pretend to love this little gal, who did nothing to deserve this.))

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alec716:

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(( TERRY CLOTH gasps very loudly for one with no actual mouth, astonished to see the HIGHLY CRACKED UP PRIESTESS sans regalia.  ))

alec716:

--- Quote from: YaadPyar on August 08, 2006, 07:44:15 pm ---


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(( TERRY CLOTH Roves over to The Polling Place on BetterMost.net and posts his first query thereon.  ))



--- Quote from: YaadPyar on August 08, 2006, 07:44:15 pm ---
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TERRY CLOTH:

**  OK, who thinks that the FSD is having a bit of a fixation these days?  Frankfurter Converters, Corn Cob Circumcisers, and now this stinky-skanky-nasty papier-mache Olympic Torchie thingie.  I mean really... vote! 

___ yes, the FSD seems a bit, um, focused these days, but we absolutely LOVE her anyway and no uppity warshed-up rag better mess with her, OR

___ no, the FSD is just bloomin' fine, leave her alone.

 ;)

((  Noting that either response leads to a vote of confidence for his beloved FSD, TERRY CLOTH is happy.   :)  ))

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