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saucycobblers:
((Coming to the end of his transatlantic journey, JBB reflects sadly upon how quickly he has been forgotten by his beloved TERRY CLOTH... :'())
*Sigh* **It comes as no surprise really. He was always outa my league, that good-lookin' stud rag-muffin. I sent him a lurve note an' I ain't had no reply. Mebbe he's gone an' got himself a new pa-rag-mour? Or mebbe that OWLMA's gone an' got her connivin' claws inta him an' got him down that aisle faster'n you can say son-of-a-ultra-absorbent-dishcloth? After all, they got that fluffy kid together... I can't compete with that ***Sniff*
**Then agin, that cruise carrier pigeon service these folks provided wasn't as-advertised-in-the-brochure neither...**
As advertised in Cruises-R-Us brochure...
Carrier pigeon actually provided...
**Mebbe TERRY didn't even get ma message????!!!!**
((On his trip JBB has been comforted by another towelling travel companion he met in the Officer's Club bar whilst drowning his sorrows over a bottle of Sheep-Pee whiskey (which now enjoys world-wide distribution - well done Guy ;))... Fellow Bettermostians, may I introduce Colin. I know Y'all will give him a warm welcome...))
((JBB's meanderings are cut short by the announcement of the ship/boat/dinghy's arrival in Calais.))
nakymaton:
--- Quote from: atz75 on August 08, 2006, 08:07:54 pm ---**The PONIES have heard that another SNOW might be around the corner... they wanted to reassure everyone that they'll be ready!**
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**SNOW is feeling a bit cold, wet, slippery, and disgruntled at finding that the promised ski slopes in Jackson seem to have been replaced by a tobaggan hill in Riverton... so she is prepared to be appropriately dismal and forboding for the "honeymoon."**
alec716:
--- Quote from: saucycobblers on August 09, 2006, 12:14:22 pm ---
((Coming to the end of his transatlantic journey, JBB reflects sadly upon how quickly he has been forgotten by his beloved TERRY CLOTH... :'())
*Sigh* **It comes as no surprise really. He was always outa my league, that good-lookin' stud rag-muffin. I sent him a lurve note an' I ain't had no reply. Mebbe he's gone an' got himself a new pa-rag-mour? Or mebbe that OWLMA's gone an' got her connivin' claws inta him an' got him down that aisle faster'n you can say son-of-a-ultra-absorbent-dishcloth? After all, they got that fluffy kid together... I can't compete with that ***Sniff*
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TERRY CLOTH: (to JBB)
** You shut up about OWLMA, this ain't her fault. And it ain't that I fergot you, Bud, it's that I don't know where you are... and what message? And besides, I got that kid to think about... **
alec716:
TERRY CLOTH: (to OWLMA)
** Look, OLWMA, I know you it ain't cheap.. to get married. Maybe this will make it easier. You can use my cousin Vera as a white wedding gown.
'Cause you know I sure Wang it out a hunderd times thinkin' about JBB you. **
Lumière:
(( As YOUND ENNIS and ALMA are busy tying the noose knot ..
... back at Lucise's trailer ..... ))
--- Quote from: Daniel on August 09, 2006, 12:27:04 am ---GUY RAPHAELSON:
((After a long day at work, Guy somehow manages to make his way back to Lucise's trailer. He looks up at the black skies. More snow? He hopes so. He doesn't quite relish getting up again the next morning to go off after mules, owls, or try to get Lureen's lovely photograph for her Ice Cream flavor carton. He climbs the few steps to Lucise's trailer and knocks on the door...))
**Lucise?! It's Guy.**
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(( Lucise hears a knock and a voice outside the door ..))
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OMG .. Could be Guy!
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((Lucise hastily removes his apron, rushes off to the bedroom to change his shirt and splash on a
dash of his best cologne .. He looks at his reflection in the bedroom mirror for a second (not bad!)
Lucise rushes to the door, opens it and finds Guy sitting on the doorstep ...))
** Guy! Come in! I wasn't expecting you till abit later ..**
((Guy steps into the tidied-up trailer, the inviting aroma of dinner drawing him in ..))
** I hope yer hungry, I been cooking all day! **
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