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Pipedream:
((Before Olivia and Olli fly back to their owl-partment, Olivia remembers that she brought some presents for the newly wed couple!))
** Hey, Ennis! This is for you my dear! It's... umm.... a Jack-in-the-Box! ** ;)
** And this is for you, Alma! Some knitting wool for long winter evenings. Courtesy of Mr. Lucise Indappadock... ** :-*
%% Well, better a woolen ecstasy than none, I guess... %%
((And off they take...))
Front-Ranger:
ALMA: Why that yarn will make a loverly sweater for my honey. Thank you kindly for the presents, Ms. Owl-livia! **But not for the advice that I didn't even ask for, I swear! Anyone can see that my man is the answer to a girl's dreams! No way am I goin to "keep my options open" whatever that means. Why, it sounds downright comically obscene! And a Jack-in-the-box?? I'll keep his Jack in the box! I'll knit a little sweater for it, too! **
(dreamily):
Mrs. Del Mar here is just about ready to take off on our honeymoon, Ennis! **Let's see, where would I like to go honeymooning--how about Morocco, that sounds good!**
**I just wonder about that advice I got from Owl-livia. Get a job?? Nuh-huh, when I have this big hunkin man to support me! It won't be long before we're livin in Brooklyn, or sumthun like that!! An it will be no time at all before I give him a couple of sons who will adore and take care of me long after he's gone! **
Daniel:
--- Quote from: Lucise on August 09, 2006, 07:10:06 pm ---((Lucise smiles with a glitter in his eyes ..))
**
I know what you mean about not being able to please everyone .. sometimes, you gotta just do what you gotta do. I think you are doing a fine job as a marketing advisor .. and I'm not just saying that to flatter ya .. You're beautiful, i mean, you're doing a beautiful job! .. Umm, about the wine ...
.. It is a Chardonnay, I think. The lady at the liquor store said that it'd be great with poultry, salad and cream sauces .. so I bought it. Hope you like it! I had considered getting a cake or something from that Luc's Buns & Cakes Bakery over on Center Street, but the guy who owns it, I think his name is Lucas Indaloop or something .. well, he gives me the creeps ..
Please, help yerself, the food'll get cold ..
**
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GUY RAPHAELSON:
((Guy picks up his fork carefully and digs into the garden salad... First he pierces the tantalizing shrimp and breaks off the tail with a practiced flick of the wrist. Suddenly a thought enters his mind.))
**I forgot to wash my hands, Lucise. I'll be right back.**
((He heads to the bathroom, and the world becomes unsure of his return.))
Ellemeno:
--- Quote from: alec716 on August 09, 2006, 12:33:35 pm ---** Look, OLWMA, I know you it ain't cheap.. to get married. Maybe this will make it easier. You can use my cousin Vera as a white wedding gown.
'Cause you know I sure Wang it out a hunderd times thinkin' about JBB you. **
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To: Mr. TERRY CLOTH
From: Ms. VERA WANG
Subject: Use of my name in vain
Message: Dear Mr. CLOTH (BTW, I like that name!),
It has come to my attention that you have used my name in reference to a certain bodily act. My attorneys assure me that if I should take you to court on this matter, we would beat you. They say we would masticate you, and spit you out.
Bearing this in mind, I ask that you refrain from tossing off my name that way. I bear you no ill will. In fact, I send you two bottles of my eponymous cologne. Not sure what's in it - a sheep brought some by one day and said we could bottle it under our name....
Meryl:
(( TIMMY tries on his costume ))
** Now THIS is what I call a classy production. Y'all made me a pair o' pants from the bottom up! Goshdarn if they don't fit me like a second skin, and no buts about it! Heh heh, get it? No "butts" about it! Heh heh heh heh!! **
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