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alec716:

(( In order to warsh the lotion outta his loops like he will NEVER be able to warsh JBB outta his mind or heart  cleanse his soul for his upcoming spirtual life cycle event, TERRY CLOTH pursues a nun-convent-ional route.  ))





(( ALEC smooches the FSD's cheek in gratitude!  :-*  ))

alec716:

(( And beginning her ablutions and preparations for the ceremony, the HIGHLY LYP-STICKA'D PRIESTESS gets a-head of TERRY CLOTH as she gazes dreamily into her many closets to pick just the right outfit for the occasion. ))





(( ALEC gives the FSD's cheek two smooches this time!!   :-*  :-*  ))

opinionista:
((Sexy audience member calls Terry Cloth))



Terry! yooo hoo! ((waves to Terry)), Terry dear.

((sexy audience member approaches Terry, carrying something))

There you go, dear. It'll give you luck on the honeymoon. ((Gives Terry her present))




Now you can feel like a stud, with Del Mar cologne, Terry dear. It works believe me. Del Mar, the smell of Brokeback.

((sexy audience member returns to her seat))

alec716:

--- Quote from: opinionista on August 11, 2006, 12:50:41 pm ---


Now you can feel like a stud, with Del Mar cologne, Terry dear. It works believe me. Del Mar, the smell of Brokeback.

((sexy audience member returns to her seat))


--- End quote ---


TERRY CLOTH:

&&  This stuff might help me on my wedding night, since I am more used to feeling a stud than feeling like a stud.... ahhhhh, where oh where is my sweet JBB??  How could he have left me aloe-ne??!   :'(  &&

**  I am so eggscited that the entire Broken Arsed Community is turning out for the wedding!  Even the GROOMSRAGS have arrived already! ))




**  And even the equines are getting into the act.  Some DUMBASS MULE has volunteered to serve as a model for the caterer!  **




Meryl:
((The HIGH PRIESTESS swings into action))



** Bring in the Sacred Centerpiece! **



** Prepare the Sacred Ceremonial Wine! **



((Meanwhile, MIKA the MUSICAL MULE arrives to rehearse for her Special Guest Appearance at the reception))



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