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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
nakymaton:
BIKER #1:
**I can't believe that, with all the money flowing around here, they wouldn't give me a f***in stunt double. Well, I'm prepared, anyway...**
Front-Ranger:
~~Oh Mr. Casting Director up there with the gorgeous blue eyes, this is Front-Ranger now appearing as Alma, and I wonder if you would make that casting call to Nicky larger and in red with a few exclamation marks or somethun?? Because I can't do the next scene without a generous helpin of Jack's Booty Body Butter!! If she does not get her scrawny ass in here pronto (sorry, I still am recovering from being Aguirre) I am just goin to have to do the scene with Terry Cloth between my teeth to muffle the screams!! ~~
alec716:
--- Quote from: Front-Ranger on August 17, 2006, 04:57:10 pm ---((ALMA is in the kitchen, doing the laundry on an old-fashioned washboard.))
Shhh, don’t say nothing Terry, don’t let on that I’m not washin Ennis’s underwear. ((Rubs him against the washboard)) Dya’ think I’m goin too fast, Terry? Think we should put the brakes on? When I get my fingers on your fluffy loops, this whole sordid house and pitiful piece of land just fades away!! Let me give you a little more of this sage and soapweed clothwash that I made. Dya’ like it??
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(( A soaked and sudsy TERRY CLOTH tries to contains startled yelps as ALMA grinds him against the warshboard. And now a frustrated ALMA seems to be grinding herself against him as well. ALMA slipped her hand up TERRY CLOTH's hemline and stirred the cottony loops, then eased him down, fingers moving up his dernier to the jelly stain, over his flat belly and knee and up into the wet bubbles all the way to the warp or the weft depending on which way you thought you were scrubbing, working at it until he shuddered and bucked against her hand and she rolled him over, did quickly what he hated. ))
TERRY CLOTH:
&& Not like when JACK warshed me so smoothly and gently in the river... and sure not like those in-tents nights with my beloved JBB...
(( As TERRY CLOTH tries to hold this Thread his threads from being ripped asunder by the sheer force of ALMA's pent-up need ;) , he ponders the memory of his recent, disasterous honeymoon ....
))
TERRY CLOTH:
&& Not like the old days... I sure hope I ain't stuck with what I got here. &&
alec716:
--- Quote from: Front-Ranger on August 18, 2006, 10:58:26 am ---~~Oh Mr. Casting Director up there with the gorgeous blue eyes, this is Front-Ranger now appearing as Alma, and I wonder if you would make that casting call to Nicky larger and in red with a few exclamation marks or somethun?? Because I can't do the next scene without a generous helpin of Jack's Booty Body Butter!! If she does not get her scrawny ass in here pronto (sorry, I still am recovering from being Aguirre) I am just goin to have to do the scene with Terry Cloth between my teeth to muffle the screams!! ~~
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TERRY CLOTH:
** Yeah, and I ain't lookin to get bit. Since this Thread started, I been pierced, lathered, & rolled ... ain't lookin to get bit. Ain't lookin to get bit. PLEASE, JBB, for me and even for ALMA, send a PM, say if you're there! **
Front-Ranger:
((Sitting on the commode with a cell phone on each ear)) Wait...wait...this just in. JBB got bumped off a plane, somethun about no liquids allowed. Says she's stuck in Portland, Oregon. What do you think, TC, could we send Olivia on a mercy mission to fly her here?? Please? I know you have some pull with Olivia, or do you still after the honeymoon and all??
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