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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Front-Ranger:
--- Quote from: Front-Ranger on August 20, 2006, 11:08:02 pm ---ALMA: Ennis, hunny, you know we need to move to town. There's a real nice place available right over the laundromat...think how wonderful it would be to have clean clothes all the time...just like when your mom was alive to do your laundry for you? Hunny? **She thinks she hears the sound of a dryer running... but it's only the wind**
--- End quote ---
((Alma wraps her arms around Ennis's shoulders, and continues to whisper sweet nothings in his ear))
Ennis, just think how nice it would be, to hear the water rushing, the soap bubbling, and the dryers humming, not to mention the steam huffing, and the drains gurgling. Wouldn't that be nice, Ennis?
**I just hope I don't smell funny, with this Vicks VapoRub emanating from my backside!! It's sort of like a combination of musky sweat, cigarettes, a faint sweetness like grass, and the rushing cold of a mountain of menthol!!**
Front-Ranger:
ALMA (aside to Vick):
Hushup, Vick, I don't care what yer label says, I had to press you into service cuz JBB is AWOL in Portland, Oregon!! Now, just help me relax and satisfy my man, I have enough problems without you complainin about Alma got no right to make us break the rules! None of this, "That ain't in my job description." Well, being a back-door woman wasn't in my job description, either, and, furthermore, note to all the women out there: get a pre-nup, and be sure to specify percentage of allowable rear vs. frontal entries, or you'll get pitched off your horse, flipped over, and wish you hadn't tried!!
**What's this?? I seem to feel a feelin of...um...warmth in my nether regions. Oh, as I recall that Vick's is supposed to generate heat when applied to the skin. I'm feelin warm...just about ready to flip myself over!! Ride 'em, cowboy!!**
DeeDee:
YOUNG ENNIS:
%% What is all that smell comin' from? How come now I feel like eating a peppermint patty? What is this woman doin"? This ain't no turn on, no way.%%
I tol' ya once already Alma, can't afford no place in town. Workin' hard enough as it is, can't ya make do here? This place can be fixed up nice enough. Me an' the girls kin go ta town on Saturday and you kin start fixin' it up then.
(( Ennis starts to kiss Alma, partly to shut her up and partly to get this over with. He knows he needs to do what husbands are supposed to do, but his way. He flips her on her stomach, and thinks to himself...))
%% Boobs are overrated anyways.%%
Front-Ranger:
ALMA (Aside to Terry):
Psst, Terry, you take jammy pants and go play under the bed, it's gettin crowded in here!!
(Aside to boobs) Perk up, girls it's showtime!!
((All of a sudden ALMA is upside down as if she took a ride on Mister Twister at Elitch's.)) Never mind, girls, guess we're goin to skip Act 1! **Well, I guess I'll just continue to not bother to shave under my arms. Ennis seems to like me hairy anyway. But I will miss the hand job, he's usually a liiiiittle more considerate!! However, I'll overlook it this time because Vick's got me all ready for Act 2!!!** ((She grabs the bars of the brass bed))
SOUND: Bob Dylan singing "Lay lady lay, lay across my big brass bed...
nakymaton:
~~Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas, there's a rodeo goin' on...~~
BULL:
((Stands in pen, looking a little...
... umm, horny, you might say.))
%%
So, cowboy, think you're man enough to ride me for eight seconds?
%%
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