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opinionista:
--- Quote from: alec716 on August 22, 2006, 03:42:45 pm ---
TERRY CLOTH:
** Is this what might be meant by a little Michael Jackson?
**
** And here is a photo of Michael Jackson at The Pajama Game after-party, celebrating with cast and crew...
**
MICHAEL JACKSON:
** Those are not my titties! That's not me, it's Nefertiti! **
(( MICHAEL JACKSON sobs audibly into his cleavage. ))
--- End quote ---
((Michael Jackson can't believe what Terry Cloth just said, and is now very offended ;)))
Michael Jackson in a whispery, girlish voice and pouting: That's it! Mr. Raphaelson, I'll see you in court!
((Michael Jackson leaves the theater, moving his hips and shaking his boobs))
alec716:
(( A very angry MICHAEL JACKSON, while keeping his lawyer abreast of this transvesty travesty, is deflated by this latest publicity malfunction. ))
Daniel:
GUY RAPHAELSON:
((Guy frowns down at TERRY CLOTH))
**I know you're all excited about being offered the spokesperson position for the Broken Arsed Mountain linen products, but do you think we might avoid offending celebrity guests in the future?**
Daniel:
**Good lord, deflated? What a horrible pun.**
alec716:
(( MICHAEL JACKSON remembers JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE just in time that more has escaped on this set than TERRY CLOTH from the Sacred Relics Room. This sort of thing seems to run in his family. ))
JANET JACKSON: (in a girlish, whispery voice not distinguishable from MICHAEL's):
** It's OK, MICHAEL, I felt like a complete turkey when the same thing happened to me. C'mere, s'alright, s'alright... **
(( And meanwhile, as the international media crisis heats up, a global wave of celebrity support comes in for MICHAEL JACKSON to help him Muppet mop it up and nip this problem in the bud. ))
Daniel:
**Similarities too uncanny to be faked, except that Janet has a much more supportive backup**
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