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Mikaela:
MONROE:


((Reacts to information that someone has finally appeared to apply for the part-time store clerc job, (no matter how dull the revised "help wanted" notice made it seem). Hurries forward with a stressed-out yet polite smile plastered on his face))

((Takes one little look))

GULP!!!!!

%% I can't believe this! My prayers have been answered! Her looks....I see her, and she looks.....like this: %%




%% This goddess really wants to work here? She's interested in stocks and shelves and condiment assortments? Oh, if there ever was a time I needed to seem calm and competent and in charge......%%

((Prepares to greet her politely:))

A la Carte Kringle Falafel Ravioli Vinaigrette Zabaglione?

((Blushes and is near fainting))

%%Oh God! Now I've done it! She'll think she's stepped into the Riverton loony bin by mistake!%%

alec716:
== Meanwhile, back at Neverland... ==

(( MICHAEL JACKSON and MRS. TWIST are hard at work in the kitchen.  ))

MICHAEL JACKSON:

Here's the bowl of cherubs...



&&  Oh, right, my therapist says I can't use that one any more.  &&

I mean cherries...



and we can get the other ingredients off of the make-up table in my dressing room...



and here's what my good friend Walter Walkin' Jesus uses to make his cherry cake really juicy!

Mikaela:
==Meanwhile, at the Super Market==


MONROE:

((In the middle of more befuddled stuttering, notices the glint of gold on the bright goddess' finger))

((Comes crashing back down to earth with a big fat SPLAT!!! ))

**Monroe, you stupid git! Too busy talking in freakish culinary tongues to realize that - of course! - she's married! Some lucky guy has snapped her up and surely must be focusing on nothing else night and day than making her happier and more carefree by the minute..... **

((Sighs heavily))

((Coughs))

I'm sorry - this laryngitis of mine sure makes for some strange throat sounds now and then. Hopefully it'll pass soon. Come this way, into the office, we can talk about the job there. Very pleased to meet you, Mrs.......  I don't think I caught your name?

DeeDee:
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis and his family are arriving at the park for the July 4th fireworks.  Ennis is in a mood tonight remembering July 4 three years ago in 1963.  Him and Jack, holding each other and watching across the vast horizon a fireworks display, feeling as if it were meant for their eyes only.
Ennis loves his family but has little patience for public outings.  He doesn't small talk much, but Alma seldom gets out anymore, so for her sake, he agreed.))

C'mon Alma, pick a spot already. Jenny, she's gettin' fidgety.  Just park it here.

YaadPyar:
MRS. TWIST:

"Them sure is some mighty fine cherries ya got there Mr. Jackson.  I been inspired to put my crafting skills to use making a gift fer Jack next time he visits."

((Mrs. Twist shows Michael Jackson her fine handiwork at making customized toilet seats, a Twist family tradition in crafting.))

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