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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Meryl:
((Meanwhile, TIMMY, having consumed his usual fare of pork rinds and a cold one, baby-sits the Bikers' hogs, oblivious to the fact that all hell is about to break loose, both above and below.))
Becky:
%% Oh right, I am here. Um what am I supposed to be doing. Oh yeah I remember...%%
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
%% Another fine performance I think you will agree. Is it me or does that kid over there who is setting of fireworks look like the milky bar kid? What are those french bikers blabbering on about? Oh looks like daddy learnt french in that year of school he got...they must have said something to upset him. Muhahaha they are about to meet the rath of my daddy. Hey Jenny will you get your wet ass out of my face?! I'm trying to watch my dad beat the cherries out of those guys over there%%
DeeDee:
--- Quote from: meryl on August 27, 2006, 12:38:30 am ---BIKER #2:
** Ah, certainement Las Vegas, mon ami! **
((Loudly, in the direction of the Del Mars))
**MAIS WYOMING EST SI PLEIN DE POUSSIERE, IL N'EST PAS COMIQUE!! **
--- End quote ---
YOUNG ENNIS:
(( Ennis, now standing and over the shock of seeing Michael Jackson 20 years before his time, turns towards the bikers.))
You wanna keep it down, I have 2 little girls here. Now meebe I don't know what poussiere means, but I sure don't like tha look on yer face when yer sayin' it.
Mikaela:
MONROE:
((Watches transfixed as Alma’s hubby gets up and proceeds to kick biker ass with a vengeance))
%% OH NO! I don’t believe this! THE HORROR! Attacking those poor guys probably just because they were praising my quality selection paté de canard and I would guess my especially-imported escargots as well! %%
((Cold sweats))
%% There's no doubt my poor Bright Angel Alma (BAA) is married to a violent cibophobe! No wonder her face gets that blank, vacant look when I happen to mention flambéing – she’s plain terrified! Possibly her hubby’s an oenophobe too! Perhaps some spoiled food childhood experience made him a coprastasophobe! And to cap it off, it’s pretty certain he’s a mageirocophobe! %%
((Moans in near-panic))
%% Clearly he’s an imminent danger to the likes of me……. And I’m sure he’s not the only one around. They’re everywhere! I’ve been way too careless! I’ve got to keep my culinary leanings much more of a secret! Gotta keep the cooking in the closet! %%
((Squirms, worriedly considering the content of the picnic basket))
%% Those violent cibophobes ever get ahold of me, I’ll be kicked around, beaten, drug around by my tongue till it pulls off!! A guy publicly preoccupied with luxury food? No way. Now I can talk gorgonzola and prepare glace de viande on those rare occasions when everyone else is off to that new Burger King just opened way out there in the middle of nowhere, - those times when noone but BAA is around, but…….. %%
((Squares shoulders and prepares to stand it for as long as it takes.))
%% It’s just as my old grandma used to say about the ingredients when she was making her famous pancakes: “If you can’t mix it in, Monroe,” she used ta say, “you gotta can it.” %%
((Nods pensively))
%% Grandma sure was a wise woman. %%
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Phobia definitions:
Cibophobia –fear of food
Oenophobia – fear of wine
Coprastasophobia – fear of constipation
Mageirocophobia – fear of cooking
DeeDee:
SHORT INTERRUPTION IN THE FLOW OF THE PT:
%% It’s just as my old grandma used to say about the ingredients when she was making her famous pancakes: “If you can’t mix it in, Monroe,” she used ta say, “you gotta can it.” %%
:laugh: LMAO
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