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Mikaela:
MONROE:
((Prays for an avalanche))
**Today, If you please! Right now! The day after tomorrow is not an option here!! **
((The cold sets MONROE to shivering, in fact his teeth are soon chattering uncontrollably))
** I've got to quit this hammering! She'll mistake it for big-time passion! Eeeeep!! **
welliwont:
--- Quote from: Mikaela on September 04, 2006, 03:06:04 pm ---MONROE:
((Prays for an avalanche))
**Today, If you please! Right now! The day after tomorrow is not an option here!! **
/snip
--- End quote ---
CASTING DIRECTOR filling in for SCRIPT GIRL:
**pst!! the line should read "Day After Tomorrow" **
alec716:
--- Quote from: JakeTwist on September 04, 2006, 04:20:49 pm ---
CASTING DIRECTOR filling in for SCRIPT GIRL:
**pst!! the line should read "Day After Tomorrow" **
--- End quote ---
(( CHER elbows upstart SCRIPT GIRL out of her way and into a snowbank and out of MONROE's line of sight. CHER does not suffer compeition well. ;) ))
--- Quote from: Mikaela on September 04, 2006, 02:45:39 pm ---MONROE:
Ma'am, if my heart were free, be assured I'd take you up on your loony generous, frightening alluring and indecent classy demand offer.
--- End quote ---
CHER:
&& Hmmm, his heart may not be free but he sure could charge by the pound for that sausage! And that sexy way his teeth chatter is driving me wild. I think he's losing control. &&
It's cold up here, MONROE
and this fur is NOT keeping me warm.
We're all alone up here, and I found this little tent over here... it looks right ...
.
I got all myself dolled up for you
,
and all alone on a snow-covered mountaintop is nowhere for a little CHASTITY.
So gimme your bulk section and let's go!
(( CHER urgently urges MONROE to be manly about his manly urges. ))
welliwont:
Emergency Casting Call:
Hello Performers, again we have a bit of a situation here, this time it is the BARTENDER for the Lureen scene who has just now informed me that:
>>Sorry, but I'm not able to take on my roles.<< :-\
Of course he had a whole week to say some little word about this... As our beloved Director Raymille would say, (if only he were here to say it), FARKEEN AC-TORS GIVE ME GAS!! -- a course it sounds way more natural coming from him.... ::)
Sooooo, if anyone would care to step up and do the single line for the BARTENDER, I am sure you will be duly recompensed in heaven, any BetterMostian who feels that they can ad-lib this part, please feel free. Thank you. :-*
C&CD JT
PS: Here are a coupla suggestions:
LINE: Ah sure do! Lureen Newsome. Her dad sells farm equipment, I mean big farm equipment. Hundred thousand tractors, shit like that.
OR: Sure do. Laren Newsom. Her dad sells farmer things, I mean big farmer.
Mikaela:
MONROE:
((Watches in disbelieving horror as CHER moves in on him. No escape seems possible. She purrs into her ever-present microphone in victorious delight: ))
((Watches in even more disbelieving horror as CHER lifts her microphone triumphantly. No escape seems possible! ))
((Is completely stunned as a sub-zero suddenly tornado hits, sucking the temperature down to an impossible all-time low, piling up SNOW in record time, passing within inches of the stupefied MONROE. Once the air clears, he realizes that CHER wasn't quite that lucky: :o :o ))
**Uhm.......Huh?**
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