** The FSD has just returned from a refresher course on Feng Shui and food. The concept of yin and yang relate to food in terms of having a balance in color, flavors, and textures. Certain foods have yin or cooling properties, while others have warm, yang properties. The challenge is to eat a diet that contains a healthy balance between the two.**
JBB
%% I'm gettin' the strangest feelin' that TERRY's bin' in some sticky situations since I bin gone. Had the strangest dream about... whut was it?... some kinda fruit-based preserve in the form of a nocturnal garment...%%
(( TERRY CLOTH is amazed by the feeling that he and JBB can somehow still communicate tele-reg-ically (no, not telepathetically!), even though that postcard is still about three effen' years away. ))
TERRY CLOTH:
** Look, JBB, don't get an atti-tube about it. I'm sorry, but you been riding more than bunnies and I was tired a just wrangin' it out over you. There was this fruity new guy workin' at the PenteCostCo in the body condiments aisle.
It was just one night that I capped off in a bad way, went barkin' up the wrong tube. I came to my senses and got outta there when he brought his girlfriends in to play yang-yang with us. Didn't seem right, not balanced. One was just hangin' around, actin' all crotch-ety. He called her CANDY THONG
and the other one wanted me to put her over my knee. She was CANDY GARTER.
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Kinda strange they was both named Candy, don'cha think? Then it got real bad, some woman they called CHER runnin' in, yellin' about "get back in the Sacred Concert Tour Relics Wardrobe Trunk!" Anyways, JBB, no one is sweeter than you. **