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saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: Sashca1007 on September 09, 2006, 03:50:36 pm ---ENNIS'S PERKY-PRINT JAMMY PANTS -
&& Dream on, Little Squirt.... looks like these JAMMY PANTS are gonna have to kick some BUTTer. Yer gonna end up tube-tied if I catch you slimin' yerself all over a certain warshrag.
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=Realising his earlier faux pas, JBB would like to clarify the exact location of his majestic, watery entry onto Brokeback soil once more. He realises now that the Queen Lizzie 2andahalf docked at Lidberty Island and not EnnisEllis Island, but he only got a year a high school afore the transmission went on the damn pickup an' all the travellin' he'd ever done was round the bathroom cabinet lookin' for the shavin' mirror ;)=
((Later, lying on his soft, slumbersome bed covered with soft 100% brushed cotton sheets (Oh TERRY!!!) at the Siesta Motel...
...JBB was finding their claims to 'Paradise' rather over ambitious. But it was indeed very clean...
Bun-een is prodding JBB's recyclable rear and fiddling with his lid in an effort to tempt her new husband into makin' some emolient ecstacy. JBB snores loudly in an attempt to avoid the furry fiend's amorous advances))
%% I'm gettin' the strangest feelin' that TERRY's bin' in some sticky situations since I bin gone. Had the strangest dream about... whut was it?... some kinda fruit-based preserve in the form of a nocturnal garment...???%%
alec716:
--- Quote from: YaadPyar on September 11, 2006, 02:41:28 pm ---** The FSD has just returned from a refresher course on Feng Shui and food. The concept of yin and yang relate to food in terms of having a balance in color, flavors, and textures. Certain foods have yin or cooling properties, while others have warm, yang properties. The challenge is to eat a diet that contains a healthy balance between the two.**
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--- Quote from: saucycobblers on September 11, 2006, 04:34:08 pm ---
JBB
%% I'm gettin' the strangest feelin' that TERRY's bin' in some sticky situations since I bin gone. Had the strangest dream about... whut was it?... some kinda fruit-based preserve in the form of a nocturnal garment...???%%
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(( TERRY CLOTH is amazed by the feeling that he and JBB can somehow still communicate tele-reg-ically (no, not telepathetically!), even though that postcard is still about three effen' years away. ))
TERRY CLOTH:
** Look, JBB, don't get an atti-tube about it. I'm sorry, but you been riding more than bunnies and I was tired a just wrangin' it out over you. There was this fruity new guy workin' at the PenteCostCo in the body condiments aisle.
It was just one night that I capped off in a bad way, went barkin' up the wrong tube. I came to my senses and got outta there when he brought his girlfriends in to play yang-yang with us. Didn't seem right, not balanced. One was just hangin' around, actin' all crotch-ety. He called her CANDY THONG
and the other one wanted me to put her over my knee. She was CANDY GARTER.
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Kinda strange they was both named Candy, don'cha think? Then it got real bad, some woman they called CHER runnin' in, yellin' about "get back in the Sacred Concert Tour Relics Wardrobe Trunk!" Anyways, JBB, no one is sweeter than you. **
Daniel:
--- Quote from: Ray on September 10, 2006, 04:10:15 pm ---Awww shuddarp an' git in!
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YOUNG JACK:
((Without much choice in the matter, Jack felt as though Lureen was definitely in control. His sense of subtle pleasure at winning the rodeo now faded away in the face of the dangers he now considered.))
Now look here, Lureen. I don't need a ride or anythin', just gonna get along to the next show now. It was nice dancin' with you and all...
((Jack looks around hastily, but sees no one that can help him.))
%% Ennis!!! Help me! %%
Ray:
Hey, that chook shed hidden conspicuously under the only street lamp in twenty two miles looks the perfect place fer us ta pull over and have secret passion! Waddya reckon Jock?
I'm starvin'! C'mere and let me see if ya got anything ta eat in there!
Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:
((As Lureen's lips descended onto his, Jack tried to squirm away but found himself in her vice-like grip. He reached behind and rattled the door handle. Locked! Lureen had sprung her trap and now Jack faced a demise too terrible to more fully illustrate here without a horrifying account. To be certain though, the combined taste of vomit and chewing tobacco was not his idea of a good time.))
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