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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Ray:
Awww Jock! You look so hot in those tight denims ya wearin'. I swear I could tie dye 'em with me tongue by mornin' if I had the chance. Here let's ditch the cowboy hat...well c'mon, ya ain't no cowboy now is ya?! An' it ain't no 'pissant' hat! Hey, ya wanna climb in tha back seat? I got me spur caught in tha aircon vent up here. C'mon, let's do a glamour dive inta tha back and ditch this gear stick poking up me hooter...! Hellooooo JOCK! Are ya hearin' a word I'm sayin'?!
Pipedream:
((Meanwhile, an aircraft, coming in from Europe, lands at Broken Arsed International Airport...)) ;D
YaadPyar:
%% The FSD has been giving more thought to a diet that might help Lureen's digestive problems, and has found what she considers to be an excellent yin/yang solution. %%
(( In order to make sure there's enough protein, the FSD has imported toad's poo tofu direct from the ancestral homeland in Gui Linn. ))
(( She pairs it with some lovely brussell sprouts in a nice Vegamite sauce. ))
** When cooked under the loving direction of the FSD, Lureen won't even realize that it's a vegetarian dish. **
** And no, of course a meal consisting of tofu, brussel sprouts and Vegamite won't make her even a bit gassy! **
Pipedream:
((Another aircraft is landing at Broken Arsed International Airport...)) :)
Daniel:
--- Quote from: Ray on September 12, 2006, 09:37:54 am ---Awww Jock! You look so hot in those tight denims ya wearin'. I swear I could tie dye 'em with me tongue by mornin' if I had the chance. Here let's ditch the cowboy hat...well c'mon, ya ain't no cowboy now is ya?! An' it ain't no 'pissant' hat! Hey, ya wanna climb in tha back seat? I got me spur caught in tha aircon vent up here. C'mon, let's do a glamour dive inta tha back and ditch this gear stick poking up me hooter...! Hellooooo JOCK! Are ya hearin' a word I'm sayin'?!
--- End quote ---
YOUNG JACK:
((Jack grimaces as Lureen hollers across the car at him, only about 2 feet.))
Ma'am, my name's Jack, not Jock. I think that was the other fella you were talkin' ta. You want me to see if I can get him? ((Lureen seems to ignore him and proceeds to attempt to scrape off his tonsils with her tongue. Jack manages to get her away long enough to pay attention to her other needs.)) If yer uncomfortable, mebbe we could switch positions 'r somethin'?
%% The door on the driver's side can't be locked too. %%
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