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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
welliwont:
--- Quote from: Pipedream on September 13, 2006, 04:09:02 pm ---
%% Poor thing. Probably couldn't pay her rent any more and had to get back to this job. Maybe I should talk about some business ideas with her one of these days... %%
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JAKETWIST:
**whispering: I already have one business idea in mind, dear Anke Spanky, I mean Madame Props Magician. Maybe we can get together later on and discuss? All I can say is it involves DVD's, and the PT.**
PS: GOOD GRIEF!! Where are my manners?? ??? ::) :P Thank you for the warm welcome back Magician Spanky! Glad you to see you back as well!! Yeehawww!!
Ray:
= WooHooooooo great to see you all back. Missed your presence. 'taint tha same without you. I've already had Mel on the phone demanding I send you back, so I told him you were circumcised and he went away quietly. =
Ray:
--- Quote ---Fast or slow... in any direction .... I'd like to be goin'.
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(( looks longingly into Jack's eyes. ))
%% No one has eva sed nothing so sweet ta me afore. I's thinking I's falling for this guy!%%
((Rips off Jack's bunch elastic Bonds 8 pack undies and commences ta chaw))
Hey look at I found down here, a Royal Doulton serving plate and a set of silver cutlery. %%Man, this guy will be sarch a great provider! %%
%% Slow ya spinnin' down pasties. You'll have me boobs looking like taffy if'n ya keep twirlin' so fast, and Daydy didn't pay all them big bucks for 'em to come out lookin' like taffy!
Hey Jack, I understand the value of the antique clock, tha expensive dinnerware, the lawn mower, and even this brass door knocker, but why d'ya bother stealin' these eight purple crystal balls...? Sorry, six! ...................I gotta puke!
Some fool put a bucket outside without telling us! I almost vomited right into it!!
Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:
((Jack was thankful that he managed to get all that down in there, though he had forgotten them for the moment. )) %% Hey, wait a minute, lawnmower? I didn't get a lawnmower. Still,... if it'll keep her off me...%%
Hey, hey, hey! Those are personal.
((As Lureen leans out the window to vomit on the ground, missing the bucket by mere centimeters, Jack finds himself scratching his head.))
I think it might be those spinnin' things that're makin ya sick. They been goin' on this whole time?
((As long as the scene has been, Jack can't believe he is about to say this line.))
Well you are in a hur - a bit hairy. You been takin' hormones or somethin? That'll make ya sick too.
((Jack wonders for a moment where his other two amethyst spheres went, then sees the bulge in Lureen's cheeks.))
Lureen, that's a collection I'm savin' up for a very special person, so if ya don't mind...
((Jack reaches into her mouth and gently extracts the two amethyst balls to finish his collection, grabbing her brassiere to clean the vomit off them.))
Ray:
Hey, I was eating those!
((Takes knee out of Jack's chest))
Mah Daydy's tha hurry. He want's me home with tha car by midnight!
((Rams pasties into Jack's eyes. Kisses Jack on lips, tongue jammed right in.))
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