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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:
Lady, I don't want to know how hairy your daddy is. That's just not somethin' I need ta know. But --
((Still restrained by Lureen's other leg braced against his neck, he could not move his head as she removed her pasties and stuck them over his eyes.))
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!! IT BURNS !!
** Apparently someone forgot to tell Lureen that that particular body glue should be kept away from the eye area.**
((He considered biting down hard on that tongue shoved down his throat, but his mama had raised him right.))
DeeDee:
LUREEN'S PASTIES:
%%Hey! Wait a minute lady! Stop pushing me into those ....oooh sexy, stunning blue eyes. Wow, I can get on board with this here fella. Wish he had something I could stick to.
((Notices Jack's pants))
%%hmmmmm....%%
Ray:
Righto then, it's 20 minutes to midnight! Now, working backwards, if I allocate 49 seconds ta close the garage door, a four minute detour at the all night food stop plus eight seconds to eat, 12 minutes to driving home, a minute and a half for a post coital cigarette, an' three seconds for our goodbyes, 32 seconds ta mop up and warshrag our stash, leaving us approximately 16 free seconds after we have sex. Wanna game of knuckles?
You look good in mah pasties bah the way!
alec716:
(( As LUREEN tries to engage a dazed JACK in a sweet, wholesome post-coital game of knuckles, CHER escapes the grip of the Artistic Integrity Police and, summoning the strength of a thousand righteously aggrieved divas, wrenches LUREEN's car door open so that she may retrieve what is rightfully hers, the SPINNING PASTIES, which, when autographed, will be extremely valuable on eBay. As CHER opens the car door, she sees an overwhelmed, frightened, oxygen-deprived, and yet oddly sated JACK, too out of it even to rub his abraded eyelids, slide out and hit the ground... ))
(( Sympathetic to the state that poor JACK is in, and hoping to put him there herself someday, CHER declines to donate some used wigs to the coif-impaired LUREEN. Glad to have liberated that sweet post-coital hunk, better late than never, and glad that she has his phone number and onset trailer location memorized, CHER drives off to celebrate the repaste-triation of her pasties with
DAVID TASSLE-HOFF, who is taking a break from shooting his hit television series BAMwatch. ))
DeeDee:
LUREEN'S PASTIES:
%% Whew.. All this swooshing back and forth between divas is really tiring, but I sure am glad we got some time to "stick" around with Jack and his "friends". Now our momma has come to save us from this blonde hoochie with the bad hairdo, and bring us back up on stage where we belong. Can't wait to see the others again. %%
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