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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
alec716:
(( Showing that CHER has support on both sides of the bed American political spectrum, U.S. President GEORGE W. BUSH insists on turning the television back to the B.A.M. Cable Network, much to the disgust of CONDI RICE.
))
(( Meanwhile, despite suffering a headache caused by today's international media frenzy,
CHER is continuing her humanitarian works and explaining to one of the dejected BOY SCOUTS
why she had to auction off the entire troop's collection of pasties on eBay
when she hears LUREEN's invitin' call. ))
--- Quote from: Ray on September 14, 2006, 05:19:50 pm ---Hey Cher, you don't know me yet, but do ya wanna be mah bridesmaid? So waddya say about bein' in me bridal party? There'll be fresh prawns at tha reception!
--- End quote ---
CHER (putting aside her own attraction to JACK, realizing that this poor twirly girl needs him more than she does):
Why, LUREEN, you know I'd love to help you out! Come look at my Sacred Wedding Dress Closet and find something that fits ... or that will by the time of the nuptials!
== Insert pregnant pause for LUREEN's response. ==
Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:
Yeah, there's going to be a weddin'!!!
((Jack pauses for a moment.))
Wait a minute, a weddin'? ((Lureen's words finally sink into his head.)) ... Shotgun?!... Prawns?!... ((Jack considers runnin' for the border a ways ahead of his moment.))
((At Lureen's "buns of steel" comment, Jack reaches into the back of his jeans and pulls out the metal dishes he'd had stashed up there.))
%% Thanks for remindin' me a those. Was wonderin' why I was sittin' funny.%%
Lumière:
(( Meanwhile, back in Signal Wyoming ..
Lucise Indapaddock walks into a small jewellery shop on Center Street, Rings 'N Chains R We, owned by Piotr Indaloo, father of Lucas Indaloo .. aka the ALLEY DUDE .. Lucise hesitates when he sees the sign..
.. but decides to give the little shop a try. Truth is, Lucise has been contemplating doing this for weeks.
After a few minutes checking out the meagre selection, Lucise spots a ring that catches his eye:
))
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:D A Sheep ring! A friggin' Sheep ring! :D I am buying this ..!
Focus Lucise ... FOCUS! That ain't what you came here for ..
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((Lucise is about to call out to the shop owner when he sees ..
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:o :D That's it! That's it! This is the one!
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((Moments later, Lucise walks out of the jeweller's, a little smile on his lips ..
his heart pounding with excitement ..
Well okay, he looks very calm in this picture, but you get the idea .. ;D
))
....
Milli:
** WTF was that about, you ask? lol..Stay tuned will ya..!! **
Daniel:
GUY RAPHAELSON:
((Tries not to point out that he was abandoned mid-conversation.))
Daniel:
It's obvious to me. A hot guy in his sexy torn-hole cableknit sweater is visiting a jewelry store for the perfect accessory that will fit in his sweater-hole.
Lumière:
--- Quote from: Daniel on September 14, 2006, 07:03:02 pm ---GUY RAPHAELSON:
((Tries not to point out that he was abandoned mid-conversation.))
--- End quote ---
Lucise Indapaddock:
((Telepathically strokes Guy's bruised ego .. and umm, other places .. ;D ))
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