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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
saucycobblers:
AUDIENCE MEMBER (wandering in from The Rocky Horror Picture Show by mistake after visiting the toilets):
%% Too... many... subplots... Cannot... compute %% ((THUD))
alec716:
--- Quote from: Daniel on September 14, 2006, 07:38:52 pm ---BATMAN:
No, no, Robin, not that safe room. The other safe room. You know.... ((lowers voice intimately)) ... our little personal one.
--- End quote ---
ROBIN:
HOLY SWEET TRANSVESTITES HOLY HUGS AND KISSES, BATMAN! Just please call ahead and make sure that RIDDLER and PENGUIN have cleaned up after themselves this time!
(( And the Batmobile speeds off in a cloud of dust... ))
Pipedream:
%% Holy tit shit! Why does everybody seem to be getting married suddenly? Even the butt lotion!! %%
** Hey JBB! Hope ya had a great bunnymoon! Hehe. **
((Owl Olivia remembers her own not so long ago wedding and shakes her feathered head.))
** By everybody! I'm off to London again! Business, ya know... **
Ray:
==Plot Update..................................................................................anyone?!==
YaadPyar:
--- Quote from: Daniel on September 14, 2006, 04:39:41 pm ---YOUNG JACK:
%% Who said anythin' about bein' sated? %%
--- End quote ---
** The FSD is concerned about Jack. She had provided amethyst crystal balls for clarity and enhanced Chi flow between him and Lureen, but inexplicably Jack's balls now seem blue! **
%% The FSD consults her ancient scripts, which confirm that blue balls do not promote proper Chi, but instead block it. %%
(( The FSD places the appropriate purple amethyst crystal on the set, once again restoring Chi flow and balance. ))
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