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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
louisev:
ENNIS:
((Gives RANDOM HEIFERS a poisonous look before stalking off to go back to LONELY OLD RANCH HOUSE.))
I can't HEAR YOU! LA LA LA LA!!!
((Scratches his balls again.))
%% Better go down the store an pick up some Obtundia, I think I got jock itch again.%%
Daniel:
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:
**Say, do you ever miss those billboard climbin' days?**
RANDOM HEIFER:
**Miss 'em? You insane? You know I'm skeerd of heights. And those ladders ain't really meant for cows.**
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:
** Still, gives me an idea... We gotta get hay man onto bein happier, or he'll sit there scratchin' his balls all day and we won't never get our fair share of the sweet stuff.**
((The random heifers put their heads together and after much whispering... separate.))
RANDOM HEIFER:
** I won't like doin' it, but alright. I kin see yer point.**
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:
** Okay, I get to be on top this time.**
RANDOM HEIFER:
**Sigh!**
louisev:
ENNIS:
((Driving away from LONELY OLD RANCH feed lot, wiggling uncomfortably with a blooming case of Jock Itch (TM.) slams on the breaks when he spots: ))
"FIND JACK QUICK"
%%DAMN! Find Jack Quick. Yeah... how the hell am I gonna do that?%%
((Scratches his balls again.))
%%Just better forget about em. Better for all concerned. I got my girls ta think about now. THE GIRLS! I better go pick em up from Alma's sister before she makes em redecorate the house with crayons!!!%%
((Roars off at high speed, leaving a cloud of dust.))
Daniel:
RANDOM HEIFER: ((perched precariously on the ledge of the billboard sign))
** Damn, he's goin' the wrong way. You reckon he needs directions? **
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:
**Hold still, I'm jumpin down.**
RANDOM HEIFER:
**I still think we need to find the happy cheese.**
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:
**You're gettin that wrong. Its "Great cheese comes from happy cows.".**
RANDOM HEIFER:
**Oh posh! Well, send a moocow telegram, find this Jack fellow?**
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((Jumps off the other cows back))
**Wheeee!**
RANDOM HEIFER: ((shakes head and sighs))
Daniel:
MOSCOW TELEGRAM SERVICE:
**Ya? Did someone orter Moscow Telegram?**
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