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alec716:

--- Quote from: Daniel on September 18, 2006, 06:22:26 pm ---YOUNG JACK:

((Jack surreptitiously follows Ennis to Alma's trailer, hiding in the shadows. He is astonished to see a much younger looking Ennis Heath slip in through her back door. ))


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VICK:

&&  How'd he slip in her back door without me around to help?  Damn, she must be getting, um, practice...  &&

Cher:

--- Quote from: kelda_shelton on September 17, 2006, 02:22:49 pm ---((Cassie walks in with her bum cheeks falling out the bottom of her hot pants and promptlyy falls over in her high wedges - she picks herself up off the floor hoping noone will notice But Terry Cloth notices - and sniggers - she nearly begins to cry))

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(( This news reaches CHER in her guest room bed at NEVERLAND RANCH



and she races back to the set to give yet more of herself.  That's just how she is.  Recognizing that her bum cheeks and her bum cheeks alone are fit to hang out of clothes, and recalling the TIMMY debacle with a cold shiver, CHER recognizes her duty to uplift and accessorize the fashion-impaired.  ))

CHER:

Dear CASSIE, you sweet, well-intentioned but sorely misguided walking fashion felony, victim of your decade, come into my trailer and we'll find you something to wear.



--- Quote from: Lucise on September 17, 2006, 12:20:41 am ---
(( About 15 minutes later, Lucise and Guy arrive at The Bavarian Inn .. where they are greeted at the door by the hostess Martha, a cute lady in a dirndl and apron ..



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CHER:

And you, dirndl girl, come on, there's hope for you too!

And MR. MILLINER, peacock feathers are SO 1970s

...

can we go for a more modern feather look?



(( The trio, CHER and her pupils, heads off to CHER's Wardrobe Trailer Number 5.  CHER stops to call BAM onset security to remove the unsexy AUDIENCE MEMBER's hand from her semi-private area.  ))

Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:

** Hey, I happen to like peacock feathers!! Does this mean ya don't want the hat?**

Cher:

--- Quote from: Daniel on September 18, 2006, 09:55:05 pm ---YOUNG JACK:

** Hey, I happen to like peacock feathers!! Does this mean ya don't want the hat?**

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(( Learning for the first time that JACK wants to be uplifted and accessorized, CHER generously invites him to accompany herself, CASSIE, and the dirndl girl into her trailer.  ))

CHER:

Sure, cowboy... it's all yours!

(( CHER rustles through her Sacred Concert Tour Relics Wardrobe Trunk for other treasures for her new disciples.  ))

CHER: 

Here, JACK, want a cup a moisturizer, don't 'cha?  Piece a co  Peacock hat?

Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:

**I can't take no moisturizer right now. But the hat's mighty hansome.**

((Jack tries on the hat and tries to look in one of Cher's mirrors. They all seem to be angled so only Cher is reflected in them.))

** You gotta mirror that works around here?**

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