((The HIGH PRIESTESS returns to the set of B.A.M., having just completed a wildly successful publicity tour for her new book: Altitude Adjustment: Getting High on BrokenArse))
What's this I hear about a wedding? Two weddings, in fact! GUY and LUCISE and JACK and LUREEN. How exciting! Will Guy and Lucise be married on the Mountain? Has Lureen chosen her bridesmaids? Who will be Jack's best man? Will big equipment be involved--farm equipment, I mean. I do so hope I can be of assistance in the planning! **[/b]
HIGH PRIESTESS:
** Yes, dear honey-chile, I'm afraid Ennis will not do for this particular duty. Perhaps JIMBO, or even TIMMY? Either of them would need some serious wardrobe consultation first, though. I'll check with CHER to see if she has someone to recommend. **
(( While attending to her humanitarian duty to uplift and accessorize the ill-dressd and ill-tressed, CHER conducts her global Search for Signs of Intelligent Hair In the Universe and visits in the humble countryside with a Poor Unfortunate.
The call of the HIGH PRIESTESS reaches CHER through the International Diva Cell Phone Network. ))
CHER"S CELL PHONE:
One ringy-ding-y, two ringy-ding-y, ...
LILY TOMLIN:
Hey, that's my line!
(( CHER, ever the humanitarian, is eager to respond to the HIGHLY WELCOMED BACK PRIESTESS' sisterly plea for help. ))
CHER:
Sorry, Lily, you are soup. The Performance Thread, art. It's been a Laugh-In a minute with you, but I gotta go. Kiss Jane for me, would ya?
(( BATMAN and ROBIN arrive to speed CHER back to the B.A.M. set. ))
ROBIN:
HOLY INTERNATIONAL MEGASTARS, BATMAN! Will her hair fit in the Batmobile?