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saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: Daniel on September 22, 2006, 05:36:29 am ---It makes one wonder why one would want to study bovine anthropology in the first place, so I can bid this entire concept goodbye with a Shakespearean quote: Westward ho![/b]
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((AUDIENCE MEMBERS are horrified to learn that the RANDOM HEIFFERS' moment in the BAM spotlight may be over so soon...))
((Moocow Telegrams had provided so much chucklesome fun... :'())
((RANDOM ELK was evidently pleased to see the HEIFFERS go...
...but was quickly removed by BAM security.))
Ellemeno:
Knowing Jack's penchant for travel, some of his old BAM buddies suggest transportation motifs for the wedding ice sculpture:
THE TRUCKER WHO DELIVERED ENNIS TO SIGNAL proposes this one:
BIKERS #1 AND #2 like this for a centerpiece:
For old times' sake, LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE offers to convey Jack and Lureeen to their wedding in style:
But here's the piece of art that JACK himself leans toward:
Daniel:
RANDOM HEIFER: **Who said anyone about us goin'? We're still waitin' fer a reply to our moocow telegram!**
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **Yeah, we gotta get the reply... You reckon they found Jack so our Ennis and him can start workin' on their sweet life together?**
RANDOM HEIFER: **That's what we're waitin' ta find out.**
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **Ooh, there's some typa commotion down at the other field... Sounds like our response.**
RANDOM HEIFER: **I think you're right.**
((Sure enough a moocow telegram was being delivered in the nearby field... and its words left Ennis's troupe ecstatic:))
Bull in Childress found Jack. Roll out the sweet hay for cow'n'calf operations.
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **They found him!!! Now we gotta get Ennis to go and get 'em!**
RANDOM HEIFER: **I GET TOP THIS TIME!**
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **Okay, no need ta shout... but I thought you was skeerd a heights.**
RANDOM HEIFER: **I'm even more skeerd a yer dumbass fallin' on me, and I don't think ye can spell 'Childress'.**
Daniel:
SECOND RANDOM HEIFFER: **Ye've got really wobbly handwriting.**
RANDOM HEIFER: ((considers stamping his hind hoof, but thinks better on it.))
**It's this darn Wyomin' wind.**
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **Well, guess its legible.**
RANDOM HEIFER: **Now, where's Ennis at? Taking girls to the market er sumthin' like that? Should be along here any moment now.**
Daniel:
--- Quote from: Ellemeno on September 22, 2006, 02:46:55 pm ---Knowing Jack's penchant for travel, some of his old BAM buddies suggest transportation motifs for the wedding ice sculpture:
But here's the piece of art that JACK himself leans toward:
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YOUNG JACK:
**Well, if it's cold enuff ta warrant ice sculptures, I guess they're lickable.**
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