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Daniel:
GUY RAPHAELSON:
((still on the phone.))
**As soon as there's about 1,000 of those biker baskets, bring them over. Everyone in the audience will get one. Then make more.... yes, yes, the corporate account.**
saucycobblers:
((OTHER HUNGRY AUDIENCE MEMBERS))
** ME TOO! ME TOO!! We don't want no goddamn gherkins though...**
Daniel:
GUY RAPHAELSON:
((to the audience))
**I don't know if there will be any gherkins or not, but the Biker's Baskets will employ the time-honored cuisine mentality of our very own grocer, Monroe, whom we've all seen perform at his best in the kitchen. What marvels these Baskets will have remains a mystery even to me, but I'm sure we'll enjoy every last morsel.**
**While we're waiting for these, would anyone like a free carton of Lureen's Lime'n'Lemon Sorbet? We're discontinuing this run to change the graphics on the carton.**
saucycobblers:
((INCREASINGLY HUNGRY AND GRUMPY AUDIENCE MEMBERS))
** Well there'd better be cherry cake, or else... Lime'n'Lemon sorbet, you say??**
Daniel:
GUY RAPHAELSON:
**Yeah, the carton's being remodified, but we still got these available.**
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