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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:
%% Could it be? Is the coast clear? %%
((Seeing no sign of LD or Lureen in the hallway, Jack makes a dash for the exit. Its a lonely Texas country road. Jack makes his way down the road and a little while later finds a gas station. He's got hardly any money, but he can at least use the restroom!))
saucycobblers:
((JBB emerges from the BAM gift shop dragging a now rather moth-eaten and lotion smeared postcard of the BAM set))
((He looks for YOUNG JACK, not feeling in the jolliest of moods, and spots him loitering around the entrance to a gas station, looking furtive))
JBB:
** Yo! Blue Eyes!! We gonna write this effen postcard or whut?? **
nakymaton:
--- Quote from: Daniel on September 24, 2006, 07:09:32 pm ---((The herd continues to moo and slowly gets tighter and tighter, ambling towards the woman in their field.))
--- End quote ---
ANNIE:
((As the cows get closer, ANNIE begins to panic. She tries to aim, but fumbles the gun, and...
BANG!!!!
...shoots herself in the foot.))
**Granny didn't give lessons.**
Daniel:
--- Quote from: saucycobblers on September 25, 2006, 02:52:17 pm ---((JBB emerges from the BAM gift shop dragging a now rather moth-eaten and lotion smeared postcard of the BAM set))
((He looks for YOUNG JACK, not feeling in the jolliest of moods, and spots him loitering around the entrance to a gas station, looking furtive))
JBB:
** Yo! Blue Eyes!! We gonna write this effen postcard or whut?? **
--- End quote ---
YOUNG JACK:
*Sure thing.... lets go in, get a pen from the clerk.**
((Jack opens the door for JBB who promptly rolls in and they approach the clerk.))
**Need ta borrow a pen if I can.**
((Jack's stomach begins to grumble... Apparently a diet of wedding cake and styrofoam is not the healthiest thing in the world. Jack grabs some chips, jerky, and a beer.))
**I'll buy these too.**
((Jack considers the most recent diet pills which are prominently displayed on the counter. As soon as his eating habits get back to normal, he can worry about losing weight.))
Daniel:
--- Quote from: nakymaton on September 25, 2006, 02:56:48 pm ---ANNIE:
((As the cows get closer, ANNIE begins to panic. She tries to aim, but fumbles the gun, and...
BANG!!!!
...shoots herself in the foot.))
**Granny didn't give lessons.**
--- End quote ---
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((begins to laugh out loud.)) **She shot herself in tha foot. Haw!**
RANDOM HEIFER: ((trying to see what's going on from its towering height.)) **That ain't a laughin' matter. Move away, see if a human'll come help.**
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