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saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: Pipedream on September 29, 2006, 04:41:44 pm ---Owl Olivia:
** Dearest JBB! I know, your're gelous. But one more of these unrefined comments and I'll squeeze you as an icing onto one of your hideous wedding cake suggestions! **
--- End quote ---
JBB:
%%Don't show her yer scared! Show no weakness!%%
**Like...yeah...um...an' you'll squawk a lot higher with some taxidermist's hand up yer ass!**
%% Lame, JBB... LAME %%
Daniel:
GUY RAPHAELSON:
**Owls and body products.... please, let's not fight on this joyous occasion. You both get to work with popular extremities.**
louisev:
ENNIS:
((Meanwhile wanders out of the grocery store, almost getting run over by the ANGRY CUSTOMER who spray-painted the side of GROCERY STORE, and can't seem to find his truck, so he sets off on foot, looking for that billboard that had his name on it. Or was it Jack's name. Something... he tried to remember, in a fog of too many bottles of Coors.))
"Hey, didn't I have two girls here with me a minute ago?"
Mikaela:
MONROE:
((Has travelled to Texas post-haste))
**Well, I was hoping to cater an impressively grand-style haute cuisine affair for my first assignment, but according to my information, strangely enough this is the meal the groom would find most fitting to the occasion and his mood of the day :( : **
** While the Über-Texan father-in-law, who just happens to be paying for the whole shinding, cannot accept anything but this here:
Barbequed whole bulls with plenty of condiments ketchup on the side - the only meal fitting for real men in every festive occasion, is his creed as far as I understand.
((Sighs))
** Well, at least I'll have no difficulty getting this done in time for the wedding - there are calf ropers all over the place down here in Texas, and lots of bull-riders too. I'm sure one of them will bring me the necessary bulls to get the barbeque going! **
Daniel:
--- Quote from: louisev on September 29, 2006, 04:57:49 pm ---ENNIS:
((Meanwhile wanders out of the grocery store, almost getting run over by the ANGRY CUSTOMER who spray-painted the side of GROCERY STORE, and can't seem to find his truck, so he sets off on foot, looking for that billboard that had his name on it. Or was it Jack's name. Something... he tried to remember, in a fog of too many bottles of Coors.))
"Hey, didn't I have two girls here with me a minute ago?"
--- End quote ---
RANDOM HEIFER: ((notices Ennis strolling down the street a little ways off))
**Well lookie here, if it ain't Hay Man himself.**
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((runs over to the fence edge where the other cow is.))
**Is he comin' with more sweet grass? I still didn't get mah fair share last time.**
RANDOM HEIFER: ((tries to follow Ennis's movements.))
**Nah, looks more like he's ramblin' across the road. Hope he can avoid the -** ((the cow cringes as a yelp of pain echoes down the street.)) ** barbed wire.**
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((rolls eyes))
** So when's he gonna save Jack...?**
RANDOM HEIFER: ((shrugs as much as a cow is able.))
**Don't know.**
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:
** I reckon Jack and Lureen are gettin' hitched about now. Is that it for us then... No sweet life?**
RANDOM HEIFER:
**We'll just have ta see.**
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