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saucycobblers:
((Meanwhile, back at the BAM post-office))
MR DINKLE, BAM POSTMASTER:
** Dang it, whut the hell's happened here?**
(MR DINKLE looks at JBB's postcard and notices that the stamp has fallen off))
**Musta bin when the little feller tried lickin' that there stamp 'n' didn't realise butt lotion don't make it stick too good... darn it, where's ma glue pot? If those durn kids bin tryin' ta glue MR RAYMILLE ta his castin' couch agin, Ah'll give 'em whut fer...**
((Scratches his stubbly chin, turning the postcard over in his hands))
**Looks pretty important. "To MR TERRY CLOTH, huh? C/o CHER's WIG TRUNK"... damn, is there any part a that woman whut ain't made from recyclable synthetic polycarbons? Well, it looks pretty important... only one thing fer it. Havta send CYRIL.**
Lumière:
((BACK at the DEL MAR Household ..))
--- Quote from: louisev on September 29, 2006, 06:26:44 pm ---ENNIS:
((Gesturing vaguely))
I was out tryin ta find... some Butt Butter. Ya know, they kind I like ta use for... gettin up ta no good at bedtime... but I couldn't find my truck, so I went ta look for one a them billboards instead. You see any Holstein heifers climbin up on billboards a late? I don't know if that is really happenin or if I'm seein things.
--- End quote ---
ALMA:
** Ennis, are you drunk? Coz if yer drunk you best go sleep it off ..
I aint in no mood to talk to you when yer like this ..
Oh ... and if you want to go look for a billboard, be my guest ..! **
((ALMA gives ENNIS a sad look and returns to the living room to her knitting.))
%% Holstein heifers climbing on billboards? Wtf is he on about? ??? %%
saucycobblers:
((Out back at the BAM post-office, there a lot of cooing going on...))
PIGEONS:
**Coo... coo... coo... etc, etc**
MR DINKLE (in a sing-song voice):
**CYYYYYRIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!**
((Suddenly there is a gentle whoooshing sound and a magnificent, winged creature lands gracefully on MR DINKLE's head, before lifting its tail and crapping down the back of his shirt.))
MR DINKLE:
**Hellfire, why'd ya always havta do that? I swear, if ya wasn't the best darn carrier pigeon in Broken Arse... Humph... anyway, make sure ya get this postcard ta its destination at Ms CHER's. The hearts a two gentle souls are dependin' on ya!!**
((Another gentle whooosh, and CYRIL is gone...))
louisev:
ENNIS:
((Stares at ALMA uncomprehendingly))
Me? Drunk? Hey Alma, any beers in that fridge?
Meryl:
--- Quote from: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 05:29:37 pm ---GUY RAPHAELSON:
**Alright, everyone get together for some group photos... JBB, why don't you get next to the Queen and Owl Olivia... We'll have Bucking Ham and Miss Piggy in the back. Mika, Monroe, Cher, and other divas... Come on, get together. This'll be just the guests... I hope I haven't forgotten anybody.**
--- End quote ---
HIGH PRIESTESS:
((Clears throat loudly))
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