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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Arad-3:
END OF SCENE!!
look's like wer'e back on... The.. .
Daniel:
Meanwhile, somewhere in Riverton
RANDOM HEIFER #1:
((watches as Jack's truck races by.))
**Well, looks like they got back together after all. That's a relief. Now we can get to some sweet life.**
RANDOM HEIFER #2:
((looks up from chewing cud.))
**Hunh? Oh right, sweet hay, cows and calves, got all that. Hey who's that?**
RANDOM HEIFER #1:
((looks in the direction #2 pointed with his muzzle.))
**That there is a bonefied stampede, under the control of Hay Man Boss, ya know, the one that drug poor #16 to the Red House the other day.**
((RANDOM HEIFER #2 shudders at the mention of the Red House.))
RANDOM HORSE #1:
((gallops up to the fence))
**Hiya, mooers. What's goin' on?**
RANDOM HEIFER #1:
**Mooers? Did you just call us mooers?**
RANDOM HORSE #1:
**Yeah, what are ya gonna do about it?**
RANDOM HEIFER #1:
**Nothin, Hay Man Boss is over here right now, you're gettin' rounded up.**
RANDOM HEIFER #2:
**And get that bumper sticker off your ass, you look like an idiot. "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy", pfff.**
RANDOM HORSE #1:
**You think that's dumb? What's all this "Eat Mor Chikin" I been seein' all over?**
RANDOM HEIFER #1:
** Okay, okay, truce. I think we can both agree that the world would be a better place if people would just ride cowboys instead of horses and eat more chicken. If you're askin' about the spellin', that was his idea.** ((tilts his head toward Random Heifer #2.))
RANDOM HORSE #1:
**Yeah, Hay Man Boss is righteous angry 'bout Ennis takin' off. We was gonna do sumthin' special tonight. Where'd he go anyway?**
RANDOM HEIFER #2:
** Off with Jack. They're goin' to the mountains, talk things over a bit I guess.**
RANDOM HEIFER #1:
**Or sumthin' like that. Cows and calves are gonna get a sweet life if it all goes down smooth.**
RANDOM HORSE #1:
**What about us horses? Don't we get a sweet life?**
RANDOM HEIFER #2:
**Maybe if yer lucky you can get into the later riding scenes. But as great as your idea is, I don't think you're gonna get ta be the rider.**
coffeecat33:
Becky:
Alma Jr bitching to peeing sheep about missing her lines ::):
Damn it! I missed my line, that'll teach me to drink in my trailer.
I was so unprofessional in my performance as well, even gave away my secret. They saw the wire, they saw it. Jack's not going to be pleased! I know my pay will be cut for this year I know it. Right, seeing as you are my best friend in this entire world, and although I've only had a few whiskies: I love you man! You know I don't tell you that often enough! Anyway Jack employed me a couple of moths ago, on the down low, to keep in contact with him, about the situation and pays me extra for getting in the way of Mummy and Daddy. I know it's breaking up my family, but I really need the money for drink. We've been using code names recently, He's "Big Fish", and by the way daddy's face lights up he must be BIG fish, if you know what I mean, and I'm "agent Del Mar". Recently he's employed Jenny too and she was bitching cause she doesn't get as much pay or even a headset to talk to Jack 24/7. But she knows I'm so much better than her.
Right I gotta get some more 'Old rose', want some?! *hick*
Oh yeah I forgot, dodgy stomach, right? Ah well did I tell you I love you?! Kebab?
:P ::)
coffeecat33:
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