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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
coffeecat33:
Jack
%% I love the way Ennis tastes, especially his goobly bits. Clean or not so clean, it don’t matter. Course we didn’t have to warsh after that swim in th’ lake and it’s a good thing because I don’t see a warshrag anywheres. %%
%% Sure hope my butt butter is aroun’ here someplace. I'm gonna need it like real soon an' I want my butt a be real nice and soft for mah mister. %%
coffeecat33:
** meanwhile, back at the lake, someone - or something - is watching and waiting **
saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: coffeecat33 on November 09, 2006, 10:25:29 pm ---Jack
%% Sure hope my butt butter is aroun’ here someplace. I'm gonna need it like real soon an' I want my butt a be real nice and soft for mah mister. %%
--- End quote ---
((The ever faithful JBB hears the desperate cry of his master and gently extricates himself from the soft folds of his beloved TERRY CLOTH and hurries, as fast as a lil' tube of butt butter can, to TS...er...4(??). Seeing he has arrived in the nick of time, he hollers...))
**Mr Twist! Er... Mr Twist, SIR!! Do ya need some lubrication in some...er...places??**
%%That TERRY will most probly be sleepin' fer another week at least. Won't notice if I'm gone a short while...%%
coffeecat33:
Jack
%% Phew! There's my JBB. Just in th' Nick-y a time, too. I'll jes' slather some on me bum and... %%
What th' ?
%% I knew me n' Ennis had been goin' at it some but this tube looks like it's been through th' wringer! Well leas' there's still some left. Better get me a new tube a butt butter soons we hit town. %%
(( Slathers the JBB on his butt and er... um... some other place. ))
Aahhh....
%% Tha's better. Now I'm ready! %%
(( winks at Ennis ))
whispers: than' kew butt butter - you've shore made things easier
(( winks at JBB ))
saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: coffeecat33 on November 10, 2006, 11:08:22 am ---Jack
Better get me a new tube a butt butter soons we hit town. %%
--- End quote ---
JBB:
**Whut?? A new tube o' butt lotion? Mr Twist, whut did I do wrong?** :'(
((JBB's bottom lid begins to tremble and a creamy tear trickles down his 100% recyclable plastic tubing. He thinks...))
%% Yeah, and if ya even try ta get another tube on set I'll sue your sorry ass from here 'til next week. I smeared a contract with DIRECTOR RAYMILLE ya know! Where's my union representation when ya need 'em??%% >:(
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