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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
coffeecat33:
Carmen Miranda
My little chiquitas I have just what you need, bananas for everyone!!
Just head through that door. In an orderly fashion, chicquitas, in an orderly fashion.
coffeecat33:
Arad-3:
Audience member Jimmy Durante~
"Hey Lady! That's not a banana...that's my nose!"
Meryl:
((At the sudden and unannounced appearance of the Empress of Everything, the HIGH PRIESTESS chokes on her coffee and cherrycake.))
%% What the...? Who is THAT?! And just who is she to walk in here and start going on about bananas without so much as a boy howdy? %%
Meryl:
((Meryl swings into action, rustling up her new Assistant))
** Alessandro, do be a dear and take a letter...
To:
Dame Edna Everidge
Headmistress and Divine Presence
DAME EDNA'S FINISHING SCHOOL FOR INTERNATIONAL MEGASTARS
Brisbane, Australia
Edna Dahling,
I'm faxing you a picture of a person who appeared on set just now styling herself the Empress of Everything. Would you be a dear and run a fact check on her? I must respond soon.
Kisses,
Meryl
High Priestess
Her Sageness
Head Gal
Brokeback Cult, Ltd. **
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