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coffeecat33:
Carmen
Please eat my bananas!
Front-Ranger:
CLEAR SLICK:
%%Rouses self. Slowly, slowly builds to a crescendo....%%
Did...someone call my name?? I...I...yes!!...I am here!!! You can't just turn me on and off like a spigot...but, somehow, I often appear!! Just when you least expect me!! And before you know it, I am overflowing!! YES!!! I will be!!! I am!! The! Real! Deal!
Daniel:
JACK:
((momentarily distracted from their conversation regarding clear slick))
**Ennis, ya hear somethin'... there's a woman singin' in those woods. Least, I think she's singin'. Maybe she's hollerin' in pain.**
((A pause as Jack listens))
**Somethin' 'bout bananas.**
Mikaela:
--- Quote --- Where am I? How did we get here? What is this place? Monroe are we dreaming? What have we been doing?
--- End quote ---
MONROE:
(( Getting to his feet once more, trying for dear life to *stay* on his feet - a difficult task when his shoe soles are slippery with ....slick? Body butter? At any rate..... ))
We haven't been doing a whole lot yet, my bright, Bright Angel, but I mean to remedy that!
((Glides closer))
Now stand completely still, dearest. Your draperies are lovely but I think it's time to pull all these curtains of yours and see if the window behind can somehow be opened......
(( Hears oinking outside and turns in time to see three little cute pink pigs flying by the apartment's real window ))
Huh! Weird! I thought flying pigs should be quacking this time of year?
((After much tugging and pulling and curtain rod avoidance, manages to eventually remove ALMA's voluminous curtains ))
(( Stares in awe ))
Aahhhh! Oooh! **gulp** You look ravishing in that lacy chemise, honey. Irresistible! Let's just put these masses of fabric over to the side..... in fact, let's make a soft little love nest from them right here in the corner, and.......
(( Slips on banana peel and goes crashing to the floor, buried under green velvet ))
** Well honestly! I think this isn't as much a dream as a total nightmare! **
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