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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
coffeecat33:
Cissy Fuss
(( Heaves a big, martyred sigh ))
%% Why oh why is it always up to me to straighten up the mess? It's like pushing a boulder... oh yeah I already said that. %%
The next scene is the Del Mars attempting to have sex but there is failure to launch. As soon as the household recovers from their various illnesses, they will move out of the bathroom and in to the bedroom. Meanwhile I have work to do. I would suggest that you all straighten up and fly right. (sniffs self-righteously)
saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: coffeecat33 on January 07, 2007, 11:28:26 pm ---The Del Mar Household is temporarily quarantined. We'll return when we're healthy.
-Ennis, Alma, Junior, and Jenny
--- End quote ---
((Having been temporarily roped into cake decorating duties by ALMA, the hapless JBB has also caught the Del Mar lurgy...))
**Goddamn snot-snortin' kids... share yer toys? OH NOOOOOOO! Share yer germ-infested phlegmfest? OH YEEEEESSSS! Please JBB, oh please let me pick my rancid, slime-slicked nasal cavities with your finely moulded, ridged flat end!!! ((Cough, cough. Hack, hack)) Goddamn kids... Urrrghhhhh, ah think ahm gonna hurl**
Daniel:
JACK:
((Watching all this from off stage.))
**Ya know. Yer all makin' me wanna come up there real good.... Real good. Ennis, dontcha get sick too, or I won't touch ya fer a month.**
Daniel:
RANDOM HEIFER #1: **Whats goin' on now? We gotta make another sign?**
RANDOM HEIFER #2: **Yep, come on pardner. Lets get up there.**
RANDOM HEIFER #1: **Fine!** ((rolls eyes))
RANDOM HEIFER #2: **I get top!**
RANDOM HEIFER #1: ** You got top last time. Its my turn. What're we writin' anyway?**
RANDOM HEIFER #2: ** See. Ya don't know. I gotta be top.**
RANDOM HEIFER #1: **Don't move around so much then.**
saucycobblers:
RANDOM PASSER-BY:
**DEL MARS QUART + TAND?? That some new saddle store or sumthin'??**
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