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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Daniel:
JACK:
((Jack goes through the plan in his head as he looks over everything he's putting in the back of his pickup.))
Rope, check. Bananas, check. Hell, we can git those anyplace, 'pparently. Let's see. Harmonica? Yep, found it this morning. Well I guess thats about it, 'sides me of course. Oh, and this old thing'll go in the cab with me.
((Jack pats the bulging case he's taking with him.))
I only hope this postcard means what I think it means.
Daniel:
--- Quote from: Meryl on January 14, 2007, 12:58:19 pm ---
** Sainted Streep and Streisand in a kickline!! This is gonna be the acting job from Hell! **
--- End quote ---
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM
((Dramatic organ music plays as the Phantom steps out from behind a pillar in the Mexican hotel.))
**Pardon me, mademoiselle. I could not help but hear your cry of distress and thought I might be of some service. I believe I can procure a male prostitute for you from this demesne if you would ask me of it. I am sure you will be quite satisfied with my selections.**
((The Phantom drapes his black cloak over his shoulder with a dramatic flair.))
**Is it always this hot? I just cannot wear this full porcelain mask.... it is so grotesque.**
((The Phantom disappears behind the column and reemerges with a slightly different mask.))
**Ah, this is much better.**
coffeecat33:
Ennis
%% Finally found a place I can afford, but I dunno, it don't look right. %%
Meryl:
--- Quote from: coffeecat33 on January 14, 2007, 09:57:37 pm ---Ennis
%% Finally found a place I can afford, but I dunno, it don't look right. %%
--- End quote ---
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
**WHOA! That's MY house! I been at this Performance so long, the wife must've give me up fer dead and handed the keys t' the real estate shark! **
Meryl:
The HIGH PRIESTESS:
%% Oh Jeebus, tell me this guy didn't just appear in my suite smelling like fish and got up like the Lone Ranger... %%
** Oh Phan, how nice of you to come to my rescue! As you can see, though, I already have quite a long queue of interviewees, thanks to the tireless efforts of my assistant Alessandro, and I really must--
Oh, Alessandro, would you be a love and take Monsieur Fântome into my adjoining apartments and let him get out of his traveling clothes and order him something long and cool to drink. Perhaps he could do with a nice, 2-hour massage, too. Yes, that's the very thing for you, dear! Ta-ta, we'll dine together later! Kiss-kiss! **
((The Phantom, unable to get a word in edgewise, is hustled off by the ever-efficient Alessandro))
** I must continue. Everything pales beside my duty to my art. NEXT! **
** SEÑÑÑÑÑOR!!! **
** AAAAAAUGH!! **
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