DIRECTOR JAKETWIST~
((emits a loud gasp, REALLY LOUD!))
eeeeEEEEEEP!!!!
((springs up to a sitting position on the sofa, where she had been laying on a green towel, covered in layers of slimy green seaweed. The two avocado halves that were adorning her.... fell to the floor, and bounced in opposite directions. The seaweed started dropping off her body, and she quickly grabbed the towel she had been laying on and tried to stem the tide of seaweed landing on the floor in front of her.))
I have just now started my body regimen here, didn't your mother ever teach you how to knock???
%%JakeTwist is mightily annoyed at the il-bred boorishness of Laurel Spartan-Apples%%
Shut the door! My God, before you know it all those TERRY CLOTH-wanna-bes will be crowding in here, angling to fill dear old WARSH CLOTH's place. As if!! Jake knows, there will never be another TERRY CLOTH, I am so devastated by his AWOLiness.
((JakeTwist's face starts to tremble, and her eyes water and the tears spill over, run down her cheeks, making tracks in the mudpack on her face.))
%%Oh I feel such a failure, losing my beloved young protégé TERRY. If only he would send a message or a postcard to say where he is, how he's doing.%%
((sobbing quietly))
%%Oh man, I am really losing it now! Why did I have to think about him now in front of that job predator SPARTAN-APPLES?%%
((shakes her head, and clamps her mouth shut determinedly, wipes the tears, smearing mud all over her face.))
Is there something you need this very minute, or shall we set an appointment to meet?
LAUREL SPARTA:
((Laurel smoothly closes the door behind her.))
**I did knock, my dear. What an interesting regimen. My nightly skin cream is also green, you really must try it some time.... And I see then that you have no averse effects to the Riverton set being put on shuffle.**((The branches of a passing tree burst through the window for a moment, chirping birds perched on a nest peeping wildly, before they are whisked out the window again.))
**But to be honest, I suppose you want to know what made me make this decision. A lot of the props are breaking, fortunately the sacred relic room is slightly off set. But you have another actor besides TERRY CLOTH who's gone crazy. What about that JACK fellow? Here, listen to this.**((Laurel goes over to the director's computer and types a few buttons. She sets a CD in the CD-tray and pushes it in. JACK's voice can be clearly heard.))
JACK'S RECORDED VOICE:
**Lucise, Lucise! Stop tryin' ta kill me! They're gonna do it without yer help!**LAUREL SPARTA:
**He's been going all over the set gathering up characters that he's not even supposed to know. You really must keep a closer eye on the boy. Can't have the film being ruined, now, can we?**