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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Pipedream:
** After a long holiday in Owlywood, Owl Olivia thinks it'd be about time to check out the set of Broken Arsed Mountain again.
They believed themselves invisible, not knowing, Olivia had watched them through her owl eyes for ten hours one day... She had seen what she had seen and heard what she had heard and flashed a winning smile... **
;D
Daniel:
Audience Member:
**10 Hours? Is that how long we've been here, it feels longer than that.**
Arad-3:
--- Quote from: Daniel on January 25, 2007, 04:16:12 pm ---JACK:
**Well, I'll be!!!! Nancy! Haven't seen ya since high school, when ya were drawing pictures of dresses all the time. Glad ta see ya made it. I'm sellin' tractors down in Texas, but right now I'm just visitin a friend up here. Ennis del Mar. Ya know of him? Tall man, good lookin', always looks like he's jest about ta cry but never goes through with it. Just got divorced. Tryin' ta find what his new address is.**
**I'm also tryin' ta buy some lotion off one of these fine-lookin' sales ladies.**
((Just then a crash of crystal can be heard from the fragrance department.))
SALESPERSON: **Hold on to yer hats, folks. The store's goin' round a bend!!!**
((Sales associates run everywhere to try and keep various store fixtures from falling down.))
JACK: **What's goin' on, Nancy? All the buildings in Riverton are moving about. This ain't exactly normal.**
--- End quote ---
Nancy~
Ahh! Pay no mind Jack. Nothings right in this town lately! I could swear someday those doors are gonna swing open and someones gonna yell "Smile your on Candid Camera!" Karma's are all off right now, that's all. So your selling tracters in Texas huh? How I miss Texas! Miss those rodeo's. Anyways Jack you came in for some lotion. Getting alittle chaffed in the britchs huh? Riding all those tractors!
(( Nancy smiles and winks at Jack))
Oh by the way! Del Mar, Yes there was just a pretty little lady in the store named Del Mar. She left about 20 minutes ago. Anyways let me get you that lotion. I have got a special promotional sale going on this week just for cowboys like you..
(( Nancy picks up the intercom phone))
Pango! Paging Pango. Pango would you please come to cosmetics. !
Oh here he comes! You just help yourself to what ever you want there Jack. No charge for any of my friends from Texas! Got to run, I'm needed in footwear! I swear I don't know why I have sales people here! I have to do everything myself! (( Gives Rose another stern look)) Hope you find your friend! Bye Hon!!
Pango take care of this cowboy!
Arad-3:
Pango~
((Pango smiles and whispers to Jack))
This is the one that I use!
saucycobblers:
((Meanwhile, back in ALMA's kitchen...
...completely unaware of the pretenders to the WARSHRAG's throne beating a path to his lid, JBB decides it's time to venture outside to the Riverton set.
Still a little disorientated, and high on industrial-strength anti-phlegm medication, JBB takes a wrong turn at the fridge and opens a kitchen cabinet door by mistake...))
JBB:
**Oh my...**
((A chorus of 'hallelujahs' are heard in the heavens above the Riverton set, and a comet passes overhead))
JBB:
**Heeeeeello. Oooo, mama...**
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