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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Front-Ranger:
BEST BOY:
Yes'm! %%I know I should have saluted!!%%
((Goes off stage right))
Oh, Ed, could you help me out here?? Throw on yr shirt and c'mon over here a sec, would ya??
((Leans over fence))
welliwont:
MEMO FROM THE DESK OF: James Schamus
In a sneaky effort to divert attention from our labour problems here at B.A.M. (farkeen actors!), I present to you a few diversionary links to our sister production: Jake Watch: The Movie. While there has been never-ending media coverage of this cinematic event, it has come to my attention that some of you may have somehow missed all the hysteria. If you have not yet seen this fantastic performance, what are you waiting for?! It's playing now! And for now, B.A.M. Productions is going to overlook the blatant false advertising that they have stooped to:
Ha! I think not!!! But we reserve recourse just in case, ‘cause ya just never know. So without further ado, may I present The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies Part 1:
Link to Jake's appearance at the Premiere:
Link to a really cool hip song that is presently # 1 in Britain, and is featured in this fantastic movie:
Grace Kelly
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Link to the amazingly fantastic Trailer:
Link to Bonus Features:
Front-Ranger:
BEST BOY #17:
Well I'll be...looks like ma publicity agent is masqueradin' as the director around heah!!
hehehe....
Since Ed, I mean En, is busy, I'll see if I kin rustle up a gaffer or too, they're always good for bringing a little BUZZ to any production!!
Could I have a gaffer on the set please??
Meryl:
((From her Mountain retreat, the HIGH PRIESTESS contemplates the confusion below))
*Sigh*
** It's all too clear to me now that I have been far too distracted by worldly things. I've neglected my sacred duty as Spritual Advisor of this benighted company. They've been left to wander in the wilderness, bereft of purpose.
A set that spins and veers out of control, talking heifers, beer commercials, an Empress with a D-cup---we even have our own Phantom! The Sacred Text is all but submerged along with sea serpents and their offspring. The Warshrag seems to have come and gone, leaving dismay and heartbreak in his wake. And now this chaos has infected ENNIS himself!
As for MADAME DIRECTOR, her apology was all very well, but now she appears to have joined some specious group who enjoy stalking celebrities named Jake.
Thank goodness for that LAUREL SPARTA, the only one with some sort of sense. I think I'll drop her a note and ask her to come round for a chat. **
welliwont:
C A S T U P D A T E
I am very happy to announce that once again we have a new Ennis. This time the part of Ennis is a brand new face on our stage, it is Barb (ednbarby) who is taking over the role of Ennis. Welcome to the PT Barb !
DJT
PS: Ever'body GET BACK TO WORK!!!
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