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coffeecat33:
Surrogate Monroe

(( Stands in front of the TV slack-jawed and wide-eyed. ))

I gotta get me one a those!!

coffeecat33:
Empress of Everything

I cannot BELIEVE I have been invited to Thanksgiving dinner at Alma and Monroe's house. I am a Diva - and I have the certificate to verify that. Where are the serving wenches and knaves? Where are the finger bowls? Most importantly, where is the pasta!?

%% How do I tactfully turn down this invitation? I want everyone to adore me, not abhor me. %%

coffeecat33:
Proxy Ennis

coffeecat33:
Proxy Ennis

%% Think a all th' fun 'n frivolity I'll have there with Alma 'n Monroe. %%
(( Grabs the whiskey bottle and takes a slug. ))

**Ennis pictures what Thanksgiving could be like.**

LauraGigs:

--- Quote ---I wonder...husbands don't seem to wanna surf the Internet with their wives...
**I jest don't think ye'd like the sites I visit, hon, that's all.**
--- End quote ---

GRAVY:  Okay, so there's a little friction goin' on in Childress. . . I'm keepin' it as lubed up down here as I possibly can



Unlike up in Riverton where things are lookin' a mite — uh, dry . . .

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