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Arad-3:
Alma`
(( Without a hello or any greeting Enid looks at Alma and asks))
My Monroe tells me that your ex husband is attending this dinner is that true?
Alma~
Yes Mother Enid, Ennis should be here any time!
Enid replies with
Hmmmm.
((Turns her nose up and walks into the living room followed by Elvin and Melvin))
Mikaela:
MONROE and ALMA's turkey:
** Well, I sure think I'm setting some kind of unbreakable record here..... I've been in the stove so long, my last drop of moisture is gone for good. I'll be the driest Thanksgivin' turkey since the dawn of time! I mean, since Cpt. Smith and Pocahontas pulled that first wishbone of my poor unfortunate predecessor (may he rest in peace) **
Mikaela:
STRESSED-OUT MONROE:
((Glares desperately into stove))
Hey! You hush up now! You're supposed to be the driest turkey there ever was! I just can't risk my family - or ALMA's violent gourmet-phobic ex - suspecting that I'm actually a magnificently skilled cook! They'd go berserk! Such things just aren't accepted here!
((Wipes sweat from brow))
Now you be a good little bird and do your part here - be sure that everyone feels parched just by looking at you!
((Lookes around the kitchen))
** Now where's my new electric knife? I spent all last evening secretly unsharpening it so the turkey pieces will look ripped-to-tasteless-shreds when I cut the bird. **
Arad-3:
paula
coffeecat33:
Empress of Everything
Did someone mention the Twins? Well here they are, darling.
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