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~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Front-Ranger:
LUREEN:
**I'm speechless!!**
Huney, can I borrow your dress sometime??
((takes DRAG off cigarette))
Daniel:
JACK:
((peers down at his sparkling attire and looks up in disgust))
**Goddamnit. That props magician is doin' her costume changes outtasync... again. This was the costume fer that scene with Ennis.**
((Jack's costume goes back to the black, blue, and his favorite JACK'S PANTS.))
**If ya want it, hun, yer gonna have ta ask that props magician. Looks like she's feelin' feisty today, so 't might be yer lucky day.**
LauraGigs:
--- Quote ---**The band's already gone through three fiddles and workin' on a fourth!**
--- End quote ---
(( Fourth fiddler gets worn out; enter JENNIFER LOPEZ ))
%% Can't believe I'm playing this dive. Some desperate red-bearded guy slipped me a bundle to change up my lyrics, so I can fly out to the Bronx tonight, thank God! So here goes . . . %
Don't be fooled that I look straight at first glance
I'm just, I'm just Randall from the Dance
Used to have a little, now a lot in my pants
No matter where I go I know were I came from... [from the dance!]
Don't be confused by my quest for romance
I'm just, I'm just Randall from the Dance
I wanna get Twist's fist around my lance
No matter where I go I know were I came from... [from the dance!]
Don't be fooled -- I'm really watching Jack's pants
I'm just, I'm just Randall from the Dance
His fanny got me in a hypnotic trance
No matter where I go I know were I came from... [from the dance!]
Daniel:
JACK:
((Trying to dance the Texas two-step waltz to Ms. Lopez is downright difficult, and he hardly registers the lyrics as he focuses on his footwork. Instead he looks down at his dancing companion.))
**Fer some reason, thought you'd be a little more talkative.**
welliwont:
DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~
((walks slowly to the front and centre of the stage and in a very loud voice addresses the audience))
May I have your attention please! Hello everybody! can I have your attention for a minute? Thank you.
((lowers her voice two decibels))
I have just received a communiqué from James Schamus to be read aloud:
((speaking in a manly voice))
"The management of Bexalata Pipedream Entertainment and B.A.M. Production would like to apologize for the unscheduled lengthy intermission that has suddenly occurred without warning. At least two of our actors have absconded to France without our approval ('cause they knew they would never get it!). To be more specific, they are at the Festival de Cannes. It is a veritable Sodom and Gomorrah over there at this time. Broken Arsed will resume once Lynne ("LaShawn") and the rest return to where they belong! The management does not take this matter lightly, however these reprobates are out of our reach right now, all we can do at this point is wait."
((goes back to her normal woman-voice))
This is all the information we have at the moment. We're so sorry for the delay..... *sob*
((welliwont turns away while wiping her eyes, and leaves the stage))
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