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Meryl:


--- Quote from: Mikaela on May 23, 2007, 05:44:58 pm ---Heeeeeeeeere's ALMA!!!!

(( Cue majorly sweeping music as the curtains rise ))



--- End quote ---


HIGH PRIESTESS (on her fifth Seven-Up & Old Rose):



** Brilliant, simply brilliant!  (Hic!) **

Ellemeno:
From a distance, a song wafts on the breeze...

**High on a hill were two lonely shepherds
Little-Darlin-odel, Friend-odel
Pawin' the white out of the moon**

Ellemeno:
Ach, how the AUDIENCE MEMBERS love it...

welliwont:
DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

((strides happily to the front and centre of the stage, flapping papers in her hand))

((in a very loud voice))

I have good news!  VERY good news!

I have just received a teletype message from France!  LaShawn is on the Eurostar Train, speeding her way back here as we speak!  I mean as I speak, hehe.

So if everyone could just be a little more patient and stop demanding their money back, she will be here very soon!  In the meantime, please continue to enjoy our excellent impromptu entertainment.

((welliwont turns and leave the stage))

Lynne:

--- Quote ---LUREEN:

(to LaShawn)

You can bounce anything you want off me, GirlFRiend! Just remember I wuz Tri Delt and you wazn't! That shows who's bottom and who's top! I wouldn't say that about your posterior--we wouldn't want to insult Roy Taylor and his horses! Tell you what--why don't you dance with ma husband so I can see that cute lil posterior in motion?!
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LASHAWN:

(to Lureen)

(winks)  Don't mind if I do, Lureen!  Thank you so much, darlin', for being so generous with this handsome man of yours.  It's not just husbands who don't never want to dance with their wives.  Just between you and me, sometimes wives don't want to dance with their husbands neither.

((LaShawn takes Jack's hand and leads him into the fray, but her attention is caught by Jennifer Lopez and she trips, craning her neck to get a better view.))


--- Quote ---JACK:

(to LaShawn)
**Fer some reason, thought you'd be a little more talkative.**
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((LaShawn tears her gaze away from Jennifer and tries to focus on Jack.))

I am so sorry, Jack, I didn't mean to ignore you.  You're a mighty fine dancer and that's the truth.

((She smiles vacuously.))

I'd go gray waiting for Randall to dance with me and even if he did, he has two left feet.  I wouldn't be able to get my feet into my high-heeled strappy pumps for a week my feet would be so bruised.  Poor Randall ain't got a smidgen of rhythm  ((she trails off))...nothing like Jennifer Lopez...That woman has some moves...She is really sexy, don't you think, Jack?

((Her eyes roam back to Jennifer and she falls silent.))

%%Wonder if Lureen can dance like that??%%

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